Lindsay Lohan starts her day off with a little prison time
While you were standing in line this morning at Starbucks waiting for your iced coffee (god bless global warming!), Lindsay Lohan did a little jail time for her two D.U.I arrests. A very little time. 84 minutes, to be exact.
Yup, at 84 minutes, Lindsay spent a whole two minutes more in the pokey (with Lindsay, you have to call it the pokey. She's a slut, get it?) than her friend Nicole Richie did in August.
As part of her plea deal, Lindsay also has to complete 10 days of community service. She's been spotted helping out at the American Red Cross, and all I can say about that is dear god, don't let that walking STD near the blood donations.
Way to beat the system, Linds. You're an inspiration to young girls everywhere - particularly your sister Ali, whom I expect we'll see on the cover of US Weekly any day now talking about how she's naturally skinny and would never, ever, not in a million years take drugs.
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Ali on the cover of some magazine for doing something untoward??? NEVER! She's a fine, upstanding 13 year old girl.
Oh, wait....there's this: Lindsay Lohan’s kid sister Aliana (Ali) Lohan was in a car accident on August 17th. Ali is fine, and is now visiting Lindsay in Utah with the rest of her family.
Ali Lohan, who is now 13, snuck out of the house to visit a boyfriend and was involved in a traffic accident. Nassau County police will not give official details of the accident.
“We don’t normally comment on traffic accidents unless there is a death or serious injury,” Lt. Kevin Smith tells In Touch.
The accident, in which two people were slightly injured, happened at 7:20 p.m. on Friday, close to the Lohan family home in Merrick, on New York’s Long Island.
“Ali had snuck out of the house to be with her friend, a 16-year-old boy who has a learner’s permit. He had taken the car without his mother’s permission,” says the insider. “Luckily, she was not hurt.”
Posted by: Stephen at November 15, 2007 11:27 PM
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