John Mayer is no longer finding the fun in Jess's funbags.

Here I was, all set to publish this blog post about how my most favorite couple ever, John Mayer and Jessica Simpson, split, when all of a sudden they up and got back together.

Strangely enough, they appeared to make up after Jessica made the announcement that she would be starting her own line of lingerie. Apparently Mayer has no problem watching Jessica sit in a corner playing with a ball of yarn as long as she's wearing something low-cut and low-cut.

Listen, I was willing to look the other way when John Mayer attached himself to old Boobs McGillicuddy herself - or Jennifer Love Hewitt, as her friends probably call her - but this is getting stupid. I guess no matter how cool your new haircut is, if you were a geekboy in high school who couldn't get laid and then you become famous as a sensitive singer-songwriter, you're going to go for the rack every time, even if it's attached to a big ball of dumb.

Interesting sidenote: Mike Oz couldn't score an interview with John Mayer for his upcoming concert at the SaveMart Center and he blames me and my ill blog treatment of Mayer and his woman. I have no clue what Mike's talking about. Where I come from saying someone looks like Edward Scissorhands and calling his girlfriend a "big ball of dumb" is simply tough love.