Renee Zellweger is on my list
I am going to remain calm, very calm, while I relay this hideous, disgusting untruth to you.
Apparently, some gossip sources are reporting that Leatherheads co-stars John Krasinski and Renee Zellweger are romantically involved, and that the two were spied together enjoying a talk by author David Sedaris.
Here is the thing. My boyfriend John Krasinski would never date a pucker-faced twig like Renee Zellweger, nor would he take her to see one of my very favorite authors. So.
I. Am. Calling. Shenanigans.
Gossip is evil, and I have been reformed.*
*Lie. More gossip blogging tomorrow, folks! But from this day forward may we never mention Skinny von Lemonface Zellweger again. Mmmkay?
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You Too Can Win a Pair of Renee Zellweger's Panties!
The famously large underpants worn by film character Bridget Jones are to be auctioned off to raise cash for some of London's most famous green spaces, Britain's Royal Parks Foundation announced Friday.
The large, white underwear was worn by Renee Zellweger in her role in "Bridget Jones's Diary" and prompted the comment, "Hello, mummy!" from Hugh Grant , who played her suitor, Daniel Cleaver.
The underwear, signed by Grant, will be auctioned off at a charity dinner next week for the foundation.
Organizers hope the dinner will raise $185,000 for the Royal Parks, which provided the setting for scenes in the second film in the series, "Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason." One scene in the movie took place in a fountain at Kensington Gardens; another was shot at Regent's Park.
The Royal Parks are some of London's most popular, and also include Hyde Park, St. James's Park and Green Park.
Posted by: StephEN at April 24, 2007 11:54 AM
My friend Kathy forwarded me your blog because I'll be seeing David Sedaris this weekend in Santa Barbara. I have orders from her to find out if he knows anything about this mismatch. I'll let you (and her) know what I find out...
Posted by: Ernie at April 26, 2007 5:00 PM
Ernie, you and Kathy both totally rule.
Go forth and seek knowledge!
Posted by: Heather at April 26, 2007 11:12 PM
Well, David Sedaris says that they were there together, but he didn't talk to them. His sister Lisa did, and said that Renee (sorry to break it to you) was as nice a could be. So, I don't know that I actually found out anything other than the fact that they were together, but not sure if they were there TOGETHER...oh well.
Posted by: Ernie at April 30, 2007 7:48 AM
Ernie.
You deserve a giant Beehive high-five. The giantest. Seriously.
I can't believe you actually talked to David Sedaris and Lisa. And about Renee Zellweger and My Boyfriend John Krasinski!
I'm dying to know what else you talked about. It sounds like you had a fantastic trip.
Posted by: Heather at April 30, 2007 9:58 PM
Well, I didn't talk with Lisa. David told us about it. We didn't really talk about anything other than chit-chat. My friends and I go see him whenever he's in California (on a Saturday), and he remembers us now. Well, he remembered my name on the 2nd time we saw him, took my friend until this time (this was #5), and then he even had to go through the alphabet until he got it. Last spring we saw him in Carmel, and he invited us to have coffee with him. He's such a cool person. I'm glad there's someone else in Fresno who likes him. I've told him he should come here, but I wasn't sure if there was an audience. Maybe one day.
Posted by: Ernie at May 1, 2007 8:45 AM
Love it. Pucker-faced twig. That is the best description of her. Ever.
But I must inform you the boy is mine.
Posted by: Amy at October 6, 2008 10:37 AM
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