Britney Spears now a menace to society, not just her own liver, career
Britney Spears received a stern warning Friday after cops tried to arrest the "singer" for prostitution. Cops admit they were confused by Spears' outfit, saying "Only a whore would wear ripped fishnet stockings, a bra and a pair of panties in broad daylight on a public street. Okay, maybe Carmen Electra would. Definitely Paris Hilton would. Definitely. That girl looks like she's goin' ho-in' even on Easter Sunday at her grandmama's house."
The cops let Spears off with a warning, reminding her that she's a mother of two and should stop acting like an attention-seeking spoiled brat.
Oh. Oh wait. My bad.
The real story is that Britney Spears was pulled over for speeding and let off with a warning. I think you can understand my confusion. I'll just file away the ho-in' story for future use. Something tells me I'm going to have pull this one out again, and soon.
Comments:
I think you should get a life of your own and stop attacking Hollywood stars that have nothing to do with you. Your jealousy wont take you very far at all. Stop hating her because she has personally done nothing to you.
Posted by: Emily at May 21, 2008 1:55 PM
Dear Emily,
I think you should get a life of your own and stop adoring Hollywood stars that have nothing to do with you. Your sycophancy won't take you very far at all. Stop loving her because she has personally done nothing for you.
Posted by: Heather at May 21, 2008 3:30 PM
Heather do you think a fan of Ms. Spears knows what sycophancy means? You might have to dumb it down for her and use monosyllabic words.
And somehow I missed this post until Emily performed voodoo and brought it back from the dead as a zombie post. That being said it looks like Ms. Spears is going for the U.S. Amy Winehouse look. Hell she was already halfway there with the drugs.
Posted by: Michael at May 22, 2008 1:21 PM
O dear - yur pathetic, seriously do yu reli expect pple do believe tht story? if thy do thn how niave thy mst b. yur sad, leve her alone seriously shes a bloody human being - pple act as if shes an alien. get a life women, yur not getting anywhere wif yurs laughing at ova pple. - n plus its jst makin pple laugh @ yu
Posted by: anna at May 31, 2008 3:51 AM
So much for the Queen's bloody English.
Posted by: Heather at May 31, 2008 8:14 AM
Yay for Heather! Your career in comedy is finally taking off. pple r laughing @ yu.
Posted by: adam at June 1, 2008 7:48 PM
Ha! I just adore it when idiots that can neither type correctly nor spell try to criticize others for pointing out the blatantly obvious. What kind of Human being Britney Spears is has nothing to do with the fact that she was snapped walking down the street looking like a two-bit attention whore. Because if she weren't a celebrity, she really COULD get mistaken for a pro in this get up.
Posted by: Deanne at June 15, 2008 5:48 AM
i love britney. no matter what she does .. i dont care !!
Posted by: alia at June 26, 2008 1:54 AM
Hahahaha. Now there's a winning argument.
Go grow some pubes. Seriously.
Posted by: kristin at July 16, 2008 7:33 AM
I just saught out looking for pictures of prostitutes for a research project and I came across this picture and following posts. I have never been more entertained by one conversation in my entire life. Just to make a point, I didn't know this was a picture of her until I opened it and saw her name. Before I opened the picture I thought it was a pretty good example of street-walker wear...now I realize that its the BEST example out of all the photos I have found.
Posted by: shayna at October 7, 2008 10:11 PM
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