For those of you who've lamented that the gossip landscape has been unbearably slow since Cueball Spears took a month off to dry out and play tennis (badly, I might add) at the Promises rehabilitation center, you'll be happy to know that Page Six is reporting that that ain't water Lindsay Lohan has been drinking out of those ubiquitous water bottles:

"A stint in rehab evidently didn't put an end to Lindsay Lohan's partying ways. She's been out every night since she hit town last week, hitting the hot spots - and the booze. The newly blond starlet was with Jude Law at The Box both Friday and Saturday nights, where spies said she was 'drinking champagne and dancing with four Lindsay look-alikes.'"

Adds Usmagazine: "The 20-year-old actress, who was guest of honor at NYC nightclub, The Plumm on March 15, was later spotted breaking her rehab run as she poured Grey Goose vodka into a water bottle and sipped from it all night."

Innnnneresting. Does this return to self-medicating explain why Lohan made a break for it after she allegedly ran over a paparazzo Tuesday after partying at club Butter in New York?

Perhaps Lindsay is celebrating her estranged father, Michael's, release from prison earlier this week. Or maybe she's simply getting a jump on St. Patrick's Day.

Whatever the reason, I have to admit that I am sort of giddy at the prospect of all the Lohan shenanigans (Lohanigans?) to come. Think about it: the return of crazy text messages, insane video appearances, and those wonderfully wacky useless feuds with Paris Hilton. Hee hee!

See? Giddy.