What, pray tell, is happening at Hogwarts lately?

A new publicity still for the play Equus, starring Harry Potter's Daniel Radcliffe, has made its way to the Internet. If you'll recall, stills were released in late January showing young Radcliffe in several provocative (read: half-naked) poses, including one in which he is trying to seduce a white horse. Seriously. What the hell is this play about?

The newest photo shows the 17-year old Radcliffe trying to... actually, I'm not sure what he is doing. He looks like he is trying to cast some sort of spell. With his bare ass. Best Week Ever's blog has drawn a happy little pair of blue panties on the lad, so you can view the photo without feeling like the giant perv you know you are.

And what does Ralph Fiennes, who plays Voldemort, think about the photos? Hard to say, as he is busy dealing with the fallout from banging a loud-mouthed stewardess flight attendant in an airplane bathroom on a flight to India last month.

Flight attendant Lisa Robertson has finally admitted, in great detail, to having sex with Fiennes in the plane's loo, though when the story first broke she denied the incident, apparently fearing for her job. Robertson was busted when her co-workers on the flight, suspecting something was up, stood sentry outside the bathroom waiting for her to come out. When Fiennes followed her out, they reported her to airline bosses.

Interestingly, Fiennes was on his way to India to give a lecture about AIDS and the need for safe and protected sex. Why is that interesting? Because he and Robertson had decidedly unsafe and unprotected sex in the john, which is totally acceptable because at that distance from the earth's gravitational pull, disease doesn't exist and sperm has the potency of diet 7-Up. I'm pretty sure Carl Sagan proved that.

I highly recommend clicking the link above and reading the story Robertson tells to the UK's Daily Mail. Faced with losing her job, Robertson called to get Fiennes' support. The actor told her "You're just a hostess and you don't even like your job. You're not happy in your job. You can get another job." Robertson's take on the whole thing? "'It must sound crazy, but I wouldn't miss that experience for anything. I am sure he cared about me. Then again, he is a very good actor."

Mmm-hmm. Academy Award-nominated actor, in fact. Twice.