TMZ.com is reporting that Britney Spears checked into a rehab center in Antigua a couple of days ago, only to check out the very next day.

Wait- rehab? But Britney hasn't been caught using inflammatory language lately. What could have happened to make her contemplate rehab?

Nothing, apparently. Her publicist - wait a sec, she has a publicist? - denies the whole thing.

Well, that's a relief. How silly to think that someone as put-together as Britney Spears - a mother of two, may I remind you - needs to change her life in any way.