Claire Danes was spotted out on the town with her new man, Hugh Dancy, Thursday in New York. Now, I don't give a crap about Claire Danes, and neither do you, but this is the denouement (word of the day - learn it) to a fun story:

Danes allegedly was dumped by her boyfriend of three years, Billy Crudup, last month when the actor discovered Danes had been cheating on him with her co-star Dancy on the set of their film Evening.

Now cut to three years ago, when Crudup left his 8-months pregnant girlfriend, actress Mary-Louise Parker, holding the placenta bag (if you will) to run off with his co-star Danes. Karma was watching you, Billy Crudup.

And taking notes, you egomaniacal son of a bitch. Sigh... allegedly.