Britney Spears has had a rough go of it lately.

Hanging out with Paris Hilton, the Skankiest Skank in Skanktown. Drinking to excess and falling all over town, usually with a cigarette hanging out of her mouth. Flashing her mom parts to anyone with a long-lensed camera. Passing out in Las Vegas moments after midnight on New Year's Eve. Losing the love of her most devoted fans.

Well, at least she still has her looks, right?

Damn, girl. I mean - damn.