Rumors are circulating that Orlando Bloom, tired of the injuries sustained by ex-girlfriend Kate Bosworth's flesh-puncturing clavicles, has begun dating the relatively normal-sized Kirsten Dunst. Says a source:

"Orlando likes that she can look a bit disheveled"

Understatement.

There are those who find this new match to be a downgrade for Bloom, and I agree. After all, there is nothing sexier than being able to floss with your girlfriend's knees.