The eighth season of “Dexter” will be its last. I guess even serial killers retire at some point. He does have an interesting 401k — it stands for 401 kills.
E! is launching the new series “What Would Ryan Lochte Do?” I’ve seen him interviewed. The best idea is to listen to what he would do and then do the opposite. Not saying he’s the slowest fish in a school but Lochte once asked how many meters long is a gene pool.
Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries have reached a divorce settlement. Judge Judy has made her ruling.
Speaking of “Duck Dynasty” … wait, Aubrey Plaza wants to finish this blog. Stop it. Go away.
Disney will launch a new version of the game show “Win, Lose or Draw.” It should be called “Text, Tweet or Call.”