Tweet of the day (special snippy edition)

Three questions:
1. How does one decide that this is the year to exchange any future possibility of procreation for the opportunity to watch limitless basketball? Is it when your team is highly seeded? (No pun intended. Well, maybe.) You can’t make this an annual event, after all.
2. If your cable goes out the day after your procedure, can you sue Comcast for the earnings of future children?
3. If ABC30′s Corin Hoggard has to call in sick tomorrow morning for any reason, will his boss be suspicious?
Responses to "Tweet of the day (special snippy edition)"
I better be careful.
You know, someone actually responded that he was at home watching hoops with a certain “segment of the population” on ice.