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Win tickets to Jeff Dunham

disorderly conductJeff Dunham does dummy humor.

As in ventriloquism.

If that seems a bit quaint, keep in mind Dunham has a puppet, Achmed, who is a dead terrorist. So this isn’t you father’s grand-father’s … it’s not what you’d expect, let’s say. Unless you’re one of Dunham’s millions of fans. Time Magazine called “the most popular comedian in the United States.”

He brings his “Disorderly Conduct” tour to the Save Mart Center on Sunday, and we have a pair of tickets to give away. Just leave a comment and tell us which is your favorite Dunham character. Deadline for the contest is 3 p.m. Friday.

CONTEST RULES
Only readers who submit a comment on this post are eligible. Winners will be chosen at random and notified by e-mail at the end of each giveaway period. No substitutions or transfer of winners/prizes. Prizes are not redeemable for cash. Some prizes may have due dates for redemption/use. Employees and immediate family of The Fresno Bee,fresnobee.com and any/all of the participating giveaway sponsors, are not eligible to win. By accepting a giveaway, recipient consents to allow the use of his/her name and/or photograph for advertising or similar promotions without further compensation. Winner releases all sponsors of liability regarding use and enjoyment of the prizes. Tax liabilities and insurance, if any, are sole responsibility of the winner. No purchase necessary to win.

Responses to "Win tickets to Jeff Dunham"

Daniel says:

Walter has to be my favorite!

Stephen says:

SILENCE!

I keel you!

Ahmed for the win.

Joann says:

I really think achmed is his the funniest.

stephen abbas says:

It has to be Walter, he has some of the best lines. Also he can make you laugh just sitting there.

SHEILA DEHAVEN says:

I LOVE LOVE LOOOOOOOOOVVVEEEEEE PEANUT!!!!!

Lisa says:

The dead terrorist is the funniest. I keel you!

Carol says:

Walter!! Walter!! Walter!!

mrmejia says:

Hook it up! It’s my birfday weekend! You know it’s all about Sweet Daddy Dee!

Jeanette Nunez says:

“I am a terrifying Terrorist”

Achmed is my favorite

Haley p says:

Achmed!! Hes just too funny! Walter is also a riot!
Please PLEASE pick me! I really want to take my boyfriend :))) These tickets would be the best gift ever!

Shawn Bigger says:

Pick a favorite?! Impossible!!!! But I’m gonna go with Peanut anyway :)

Eileen says:

I like the jalapeño. So small but so funny.

Janet says:

Achmed of course!

Lisa says:

I think Walter is hilarious!!!

Ramon Escobedo says:

My girlfriend loves Jeff Dunham. I hope I win the tickets so i can take her

haley p says:

peanut!!!!

haley p says:

jalapeño on a stick!!!!!

Naomi says:

Hi! I hope I win. I hear alot about him and would look to take my daughter and experience something new. Thanks and good luck to me lol!

Lori says:

Achmed is my favorite – “I kill you!” Also love Jose Jalapeno on a stick and Walter. They are all my favorites including Jeff!

Todd S. says:

My favorite character is Melvin the Superhero Guy because he is honest about how he uses his X-Ray vision.

Noemi says:

Walter! I guess I like grumpy old men.

Raymond Gonzalez says:

A long time ago, I saw Jeff and he had this sumowrestler puppet. That was hilarious

Lucia says:

Achmed for sure!!

Carmen medina says:

Peanut!!!

Linda P Wallace says:

Walter is my favorite……Why? He looks, acts and sounds just like my husband of 56 years!!!!

Ellen Gomez says:

Walter is the man!!

Valerie Mull says:

I watched him on TV before he became well known, i would love to watch him live at the save mart center, Dunham is remarkable. This is a must see for all.

Lon Kafton says:

Most of Dunham’s characters are funny, but while Jose Jalapeno (on a steek!) runs a close second, my favorite is still Peanut.

I wonder what his reaction will be when he gets here and finds there’s no “free snow.”

Grace DeJuarez says:

Love to watch Jeff Dunham and his puppets…Hope I win!

Cathy says:

I like Jalepeno, he is so funny!

Heather Bashian says:

Achmed!! :)

ray rios says:

walt, the best!

jeff little says:

my son is a huge fan! would love to take him!

CHRIS says:

How can I choose a favorite, I love them all and want to go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Christy says:

PEANUT….Not only do I own a Peanut doll but we share the same laugh! In that skit where he introduces Jose Jalepeno on Steeek and Peanut is bent over in laughter and makes that sound that my friends have described as a dead seal or some sort of storm trooper sound as he stands back up…..yeah, I make that sound when I laugh hard too! LOL

Bill Watkins says:

Walter – us old guys gotta stick together!

Patricia Gilbert says:

Gotta love Jeff Dunham! It’s hard to choose a favorite, but I’ve got to go with Walter!
Reminds me of my dearly departed Grandpa!

Gayle says:

Walter is my favorite. He’s a curmudgeon’s curmudgeon, and I just love how he puts down everyone. Please pick me. It would make a wonderful early birthday present for me.

Steven A. says:

SILENCE!!!! Achmed is the one!

Pete says:

I KEEL YOU!!

ON A STEECK

sandy says:

Walter is the best.

Denise says:

Hands down….it is Walter a grumpy old man which reminds me of the Jack Lemon and Walter Matthau movies (Grumpy Old Men/Grumpier Old Men) and my husband!!

Stan Powell says:

sister-in-law treated wife & me to the show a few years back, she has since dided of canser and we would like to go as a tribute to her memory.

Susan Taniguchi says:

Peanut is my pick. They are all Great!

sandra flores says:

Peanut cracks me up.

Gloria Diax says:

We LOVE Jeff Denham!! Walter is our favorite!! I am married to him!! Our four daughters call their dad Walter!! LOL!!

Cynthia says:

Jalapeno on a stick FTW!

JENNY RUIZ says:

Walter , too funny grumpy old man

Erin says:

I cant pick a favorite! They are all so funny!

Edith says:

Walter…sooo funny!

Kathleen Williams says:

Jeff must have known my grandfather and patterned Walter after him. The character is spot on!

Christina says:

Achmed is the best! I have a friend who would love to go to this with me!

Judith Palmer says:

My sister-in-law is a super fan, I would like to see him have never made it. Here’s to luck

syaira kerbow says:

I LOVE ALL OF THEM… THEY ARE ALL REALLY COOL AND THEY EACH HAVE DIFFERENT PERSONALITIES WHICH IS ALSO REALLY COOL… EVEN SO I DO HAVE ONE THAT STANDS OUT OVER ALL I REALLY…. DRUM ROLL PLEASE… 2ND PLACE GOES TO… ACHMED THE DEAD TERORIST… AND FIRST AND THE WINNER OF TWO TICKETS TO JEFF DUNHAM (HOPEFULLY ^-^) SENIOR JALAPENO…ON A STICK!!!!!
~ JEFF DUNHAM ENTHUSIAST

Elisa says:

All his characters are great. Peanut being the original is still the best after all these years!!!

ED PARKER says:

umm duh Walter for the win!!

TV Mc Arthur says:

Jose Jalapeno….on a steek…for the win!

Sharon says:

I never get tired of watching all the characters but I have to say that Peanut has always made me laugh the most.

Karen says:

Walter!!

Deborah Hamilton says:

Sorry-I love Walter. Now that I’m getting older, I can relate(unfortunately) to him. But working in a health care facility-the Walter character crosses all age groups and genders. I have run across 30 year old Walters, 60 year old Walters, and lots of 60 year old female Walters. Poor Walter-the glass is always half empty. Jeff Dunham is incredible!!!!!

Timmytee says:

Achmed! By far the BEST!

Steve says:

Jeff puts on a great show. Walter is the funniest.

Josh says:

I keel you you!!!!!

Maria P says:

In this day and age, it is refreshing to see a true comedian that uses humor and not vulgarity in their act to make people laugh. And laugh and laugh and laugh! Jeff Dunham Thank You for the good laughs!!

Karen Spain says:

ACHMED!!!!!!!

Vivian Hall says:

Very funny guy. Walter!!!!!

Efren says:

Achmed!!!!!!!Funny!

Dawn Smith says:

Walter is our fave!!

Christina Motta says:

Walter, Peanut, Achmed, Jose….they are hilarious, but good is watch a guy using NO PHOTOSHOP, no VISUAL EFFECTS….nothing more than his voice! GENIOUS!!!!!

Kelli Seals says:

My son and I love to watch Dunham!!! His favorite is Achmed. Mine is Jose. :) Would love to take my son Sunday to see him!!

Nick Chandler says:

I Kill You…..got to be my man achmed. Thanks.

Sara Johantgen says:

So hard to choose, they all are so great!! Gotta go with Peanut!

Linsey Arbogast says:

José Jalapeño on a Stick

José Jalapeño: Do not drop me, Señor.
Jeff Dunham: I won’t drop you, José.
José Jalapeño: I will then be José Jalapeño On The Floor.

LLOOOOVVEE HIM<3

Michael says:

Peanut for sure

Susan Molthen says:

No one mentions my favorite, watching NASCAR and drinking beer.

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