Conan O’Brien responds to Mayor Swearengin (spoiler: there’s a dead cow involved)
UPDATE, Tuesday, 7/31: The original video is no longer available. So here is a new version.
ORIGINAL POST, Monday 7/30: Hey, remember last week when Conan O’Brien mentioned that Fresno was the fourth California city to face bankruptcy and offered the use of his giant bobblehead to boost tourism, and then Mayor Ashley Swearengin sent a letter in response saying Yeah, send the bobblehead but keep the Simon Cowell Jell-O Jiggler® Man-t*tties?
Yes? Good. Then you’re caught up and able to check out Conan O’Brien’s response to Mayor Swearengin’s response. Enjoy:
It’s going to be 102-104 degrees here for the next four days, Mr. O’Brien — we have enough suicidal cows. Human Centi-Spice Girls, though? DONE and DONE, sir. We’ll send a FAX down to collect our spoils ASAP.
And we’re going need Fresno’s only fan back, please, for obvious reasons.
[Props to the fine YouTube user that uploaded this.]
Responses to "Conan O’Brien responds to Mayor Swearengin (spoiler: there’s a dead cow involved)"
The Simon Cowell t shirt guy would be perfect to compete with the Round Table pizza guy on the corner of Bullard & First. And the lady that kept whooping it up every time Conan said Fresno, I think that was Britney Spears having Kevin Federline flashbacks….
Like I said Fresno is too dull to handle the bouncing Simon Cowell boobs. Actual reason being: the kids of Fresno’s welfare. …..City must not be that broke since beggars cant be choosers Smashley. She must be the greatest mayor we’ve ever had. I mean what kids even know Conan? And are up that late to watch him to boot? Im sure Smashley Ashley knows. She beez smart. What an accurate representation of Fresno though you cannot fault her for that. Fresno can’t handle a budget, whos even going to pick up our trash, and now the worst of it all….Simon’s JC Penney boobies.. Period. Back to my cradle I go.
here’s the link to Conan’S Responds To Fresno Mayor’s Rejection Of His Gift
http://teamcoco.com/video/comedy-2-07/30/12
Official Youtube video from Conan:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4zbZf5ySq0