SyFy gives you exactly what you want*
*…ed 25 years ago.
In recent years, 80s mall pop queens Tiffany Still-Just-the-One-Name and Deborahhh Gibson have made what could be considered significant comebacks. Both have branched out into the field of acting, appearing in SyFy Channel’s acclaimed “Mega” film series; Tiffany in Mega Piranha and Debbie in Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus.
Now the dynamic mega duo are joining forces to bring the cable television viewing public the instant classic Mega Python vs. Gatoroid.
Not since Pacino and DeNiro appeared for the first time on film together has there been such an explosive cinematic partnering. Observe:
[slightly NSFW due to language and former teen queen underwear-baring]
Mega Python vs. Gatoroid will grace us with its presence come 2011. In the meantime, watch this amazing scene [language NSFW] from Mega Shark vs Octopus to get an indication of just how mega Mega Python vs. Gatoroid will be.
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Responses to "SyFy gives you exactly what you want*"
Gatoroid?! GATOROID?!! Bwhahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! That’s so fantastical to me. Oh… that was cool to see Tiffany & Debbie fight, too.
I keep reading it as Gator-ADE, which would be an entirely different movie.
On a related note: Here’s a little something I did on “Beasties,” which would be right at home on SyFy and may be the worst movie ever.
Also, what about “Sharktopus”?
Exactly! Sounds like the newest addition to the beverage line. NOW WITH HUMAN GROWTH HORMONE!!
Davis & Crawford in “What ever happened to Baby Jane” has nothing on this!
Two words:
Golden Globes.
There must be a public viewing of “Beasties” immediately. Where’s Film Works on this one??
Which one’s the gator and which one’s the octopus?
and why are Ed Wood’s movies *still* more interesting than this?
Yeah, that freeze frame is pretty boobtastic. Who knew that’s what Tiffany was packing under all those 5-7-9 sweaters.
I’m worried about mdub420. He hasn’t commented yet. Either he’s comatose, or someone’s holding him hostage.
Wow, good point. I’ll post another picture of Kim Kardashian’s bikini bottom. If we hear nothing, someone’s going to have to call him in as a missing person.