UPDATE: People finally filled in the missing pieces: Megan Fox’s rep confirmed that Fox and Brian Austin Green were married last weekend in Hawaii, and even sent in some totally-not-staged-at-all candid photos of the couple
showing off their rings living happily ever after (which you can check out after the jump).
Original: At least, she is according to this bizarrely under-reported story by People:
People magazine usually only reports stories that have been confirmed by celebrities’ publicists, so it’s possible this story, with its “tk” details and mysterious ellipsis, wasn’t meant to be published, and may be jumping the gun.
Which means … you may still have a chance with Ms. Fox.*
*If you’re Dylan McKay, the only guy capable of stealing a girl from David Silver.