Sorry, guys: Megan Fox is off the market
UPDATE: People finally filled in the missing pieces: Megan Fox’s rep confirmed that Fox and Brian Austin Green were married last weekend in Hawaii, and even sent in some totally-not-staged-at-all candid photos of the couple showing off their rings living happily ever after (which you can check out after the jump).
Original: At least, she is according to this bizarrely under-reported story by People:
People magazine usually only reports stories that have been confirmed by celebrities’ publicists, so it’s possible this story, with its “tk” details and mysterious ellipsis, wasn’t meant to be published, and may be jumping the gun.
Which means … you may still have a chance with Ms. Fox.*
*If you’re Dylan McKay, the only guy capable of stealing a girl from David Silver.
Responses to "Sorry, guys: Megan Fox is off the market"
I’m sure Megan Fox is a delightful young woman to hang out with, but every time I see her I just can’t get past that dead-behind-the-eyes stare of hers.
Me too, man. I have ZERO interest in her. I really don’t understand the appeal.
Brian Austin green gets with that on a nightly basis, along with all the other floozies he still shags every now and then. What a lucky guy.
You really need to give us (your loyal readers) a little more lead time. You see (and I doubt if I’m alone here) I never knew I had a chance with Megan Fox in the first place (what with me being married, approx. twice her age)…BUT, if I’d known…..
So please, when there is an attractive celebrity person, please let us all out here in blog-o-reader-land know “hey guys, you might have a shot”….before the celebrity-property-in-question goes off to Hawaii or wherever to get all married and such.