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Here are random pictures of celebrities I found interesting/funny/sad over the weekend (including a slightly NSFW photo of a topless bathing beauty after the jump — ye be warned):

Chris Brown happily poses next to designer and makeup enthusiast Jean Paul Gaultier at Fashion Week because he just doesn’t get it [via The Superficial]

Demi Moore don’t need no stinkin’ Photoshop [via Jezebel]

The Old Man and Di C lend their star power to Friday’s Hope For Haiti Now telethon
[via A Socialite's Life]

Ex-couple Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz bump into each other, yet manage to keep it about Haiti, at the telethon [via A Socialite's Life]

Sacha Baron Cohen wonders what the hell John Cusack and Jennifer Aniston are pantomiming at the HFHN telethon [via A Socialite's Life]

“Dexter’s” Michael C. Hall prepares to murder a bottle of sparkling wine after winning a SAG Award Saturday night [via A Socialite's Life]

Nick Cannon can’t believe how big his mom’s jugs are [via A Socialite's Life]

Jennifer Lopez manages to keep the apple juice out of mommy’s medicine glass
[via A Socialite's Life]

Chris Brown still is an oblivious moron [via The Superficial]

And finally, Donatella Versace is Lindsay Lohan’s future self, sent back in time to warn the young star to take it easy, yet unable to complete her mission because she’s distracted by partying through life a second time [via A Socialite's Life -- link contains NSFW pictures]

Can’t wait to see what those crazy celebs do tomorrow, because I’ve scraped my eyeballs out of their sockets with a spoon.