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Here are the random pictures of celebrities I found most interesting/funny/sad in 2009. Enjoy.

From September 2: Kevin. Kevin, Kevin, Kevin. Sigh. (via The Superficial)

From March 23: Douchecicle Ashton Kutcher posts a picture of wife Demi Moore’s bikini-clad ass on Twitter (via The Superficial)

From March 26: Rihanna sends Chris Brown a message with a new gun tattoo in Los Angeles (via In Case You Didn’t Know)

From March 27: Allegedly, Madonna appears in a before and after Photoshop side-by-side (via Best Week Ever)

From March 27: Vince Shlomi, king court jester of the infomercial circuit, is seen in his mug shot after he was arrested last month when a hooker he hired bit down on his tongue and wouldn’t let go, causing the pitchman to repeatedly punch the woman until she released his moneymaker. Sham-whoa. (via The Smoking Gun)

From April 7: Robert Downey Jr. makes that ass pop in a pair of heels and some snug trousers on the set of “Iron Man 2″ in Pasadena (via Dlisted)

From April 28: PETA activist Pamela Anderson works the opening of a steakhouse, and proves there’s nothing sadder than a broke-down old stripper, in New York (via The Superficial)

From April 29: Paris Hilton finally just carries one around with her — oh, wait, that’s just a purse strap (via The Superficial)

From May 11: Kelly Clarkson dresses down — way down — for Wango Tango in Los Angeles (via Dlisted)

From May 31: Halle Berry receives the “Decade of Hotness” award at the Spike TV awards, then prepares to win next year’s “Heartiest STD Award” by making out with Jamie Foxx (via A Socialite’s Life)

From June 11: Bret Michaels shows off the boo-boo he received from trying to make out with the scenery at the Tony Awards (via TMZ)

From June 17: The lovely, gracious and in-demand Megan Fox doesn’t care for you, your rose or your Scott Baio hair (via I Don’t Like You In That Way)

From June 17: Mean Mommy Kate Gosselin hits her kids and doesn’t give a crap who’s around (via I Don’t Like You In That Way)

From June 22: Big fat whiner baby Perez Hilton pouts, claiming to have been beaten up by the Black Eyed Peas’ Will.I.am, who, instead of accepting the Nobel Peace Prize like he should, denies it (via The Superficial)

From June 23: 16-year old Miley Cyrus proves that learning a lesson about posing for slutty pictures isn’t going to happen soon (via The Superficial)

From June 30: Solange Knowles (Beyonce’s sister) needs some attention, a stylist and a Cuchini (via Hollywood Tuna)

From July 1: Scarlett Johansson, posing in Esquire, to Megan Fox: “Checkmate, bitch.” (And yes, you want to click that link. You’re welcome.) (via A Socialite’s Life)

From July 23: Fergie adjusts her … um. Wait, what’s happening here? (via The Superficial)

From July 23: Jude Law gets into an altercation with a paparazzo outside of a theater in London — she says he hit her “full in the face,” he says he was blinded by flashes and accidentally hit her while trying to shield himself. I believe him, unless it turns out she has another face on the back of her head (via Dlisted)

From July 28: Madonna injects the fat from her arms into her face, the result of which is all kinds of sexy (via The Daily Mail)

From July 28: Katy Perry tries to joke around with a fake tattoo, and becomes the butt of jokes herself by misspelling Josh Groban’s name (via The Superficial)

From August 14: Helen Hunt is ignored by Harrison Ford while eating at the same restaurant in Brentwood (via A Socialite’s Life)

… and by John Ratzenberger (via A Socialite’s Life)

From September 4: Jessica Timberlake and Justin Biel go for a walk. (via Buzzfeed)

From September 4: 12-year old Lourdes Leon puts on a wedding dress and recreates her mother, Madonna’s, look from the now-infamous 1984 VMAs performance, during which she rolled around in feigned orgasmic ecstasy, humping the floor. Official word on the matter: So inappropriate. Lourdes looks pretty adorable, though. (via The Daily Mail)

From October 2: Grandma Lohan makes her best sexy face while hanging out in Paris with her 15-year old sister (and apparent high school dropout) Ali (via Dlisted)

From October 2: Mariah Carey proves to be just slightly heavier than a butterfly
(via The Superficial)

From October 12: Suri Cruise pleads with her eyes for a kind lady to take her and her cupcake away from the madness (via Dlisted)

From December 16: Nicole Kidman experiences a serious makeup FAIL while at the premiere for “Nine” in New York City (via Dlisted)

Can’t wait to see what those crazy celebs do next year. Here are some more links to notable celeb posts from 2009:

Hey, what happened to Jessica Simpson?
Lindsay Lohan knows what’s sexy
Billy Ray Cyrus, please stop whoring out your daughters
Amy Winehouse is living a Caribbean Christmas miracle
David Beckham sleeps with this
Katie Holmes wants braaaains
Joaquin Phoenix is actually a pretty decent rapper
Val Kilmer wishes you a happy Mardi Gras
How badly do Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt want Oscars?
Kevin Federline wowed by the onion volcano at [Fresno restaurant]
Flame-haired man-child will have Kate Beckinsale’s soul
Why is Shaquille O’Neal holding a panda?