Not really stars, so much…
The Tachi Palace Hotel and Casino in Lemoore is re-opening its nightclub, The Den, in the only way that would get us to actually write about it: by inviting Z-list “stars” to the event.
If you’re a fan of
people who suck “The Hills,” “Keeping Up with the Kardashians,” or getting hit in the face, then this is the three-day event for you. Audrina Patridge will grace Lemoore with her presence Wednesday. Tito Ortiz will be there Friday, and Khloe “not Kim” Kardashian will be there Saturday.
Some chick from a pop group called Danity Kane will be the hostess for all three nights and cover is just $10 per night, which sounds like a bargain, but unless it comes with a guarantee that Tito will arrive two days early to try and knock Audrina’s eyes somewhere near level, then I’d say you’re paying too much.
Party on, Lemoore.