It’s been awhile since I’ve found something on the Internet worth wasting the precious minutes of my day on. Happily, three amazing sites have come into my life today, guaranteeing me at least fifteen whole minutes of Internetty entertainment (or Intertainment — woo pah!).
The first, which is not safe at all for work unless you work from home or have a cool boss who doesn’t give a s*** about swear words, is called F*** Yeah Neil Patrick Harris. The appeal of this site is obvious:
The second, called The Snuggie Sutra, is a slightly not-safe-for-work how-to guide of sorts. The tag line says it all: “You have a Snuggie. You have sex. This was inevitable.”
The site features cartoon examples of how to use the Snuggie in various ways; this one, for example, is called the Yes Ma’am:
“The woman wears the Snuggie on her back and keeps her partner warm. Perfect for hiding your flaws when you are doing it on a park bench or subway grate.”
And the third, a new site with not a lot of content yet, is called People of Walmart. While F*** Yeah Neil Patrick Harris makes you grateful to live in a world in which NPH exists, and The Snuggie Sutra makes you want to buy a Snuggie and pray for colder weather,
this site makes you feel superior to the rest of the human race, like a real trip to Walmart, only with 74% less chance of contracting pinkeye.
Intertainment audience participation alert: I’m quite certain we Fresnans could find one or two fellow citizens worthy of appearing on PoW. I encourage you, cell phone camera users, to scope out your local Walmart and submit a photo to the site, then send me the link and I will post your photo here on the Beehive.
Happy hunting. And do be careful to wash your hands before touching your eyes.