Remember early last year, before she was under the care of her father, the things Britney Spears did that signaled the crazy train was leaving the station?
The crazy, disheveled hair, frequent trips to Starbucks, hanging out with skanks like Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, walking around in public showing off her mommy parts, going into stores in one outfit then coming out in another, randomly dying her hair brown, making appearances on David Letterman’s show when she had nothing to promote …
They were fairly innocuous-sounding activities that ultimately indicated manic behavior. Take a look:
The messed up weave
Leaving the same store, moments later, booby hanging out
With trainwreck Lindsay Lohan
With hair dyed brown, leaving a Starbucks, frappuccino in hand
Wearing a bikini and promoting absolutely nothing on David Letterman
Oh, did I mention the above pictures were all taken in the last two months?
In November, Jamie Spears will ask a judge to relax his conservatorship over Britney, and she’ll be back in control, able to make her own decisions again.
Look, I’m not saying Britney should be on a leash, I’m just saying … yes, a leash might actually work.