It’s 8:30 in the morning, and I’ve already been assaulted by three head-shaking videos of celebrities embarrassing themselves and their loved ones.
Tell me who you think comes across as the biggest loser.
Cue card-reading Chris Brown, who has finally apologized for beating Rihanna:
Blame-evading Joe Jackson, who, when asked about beating Michael Jackson, denies it, then gives a perplexing history lesson about how beating people comes from the time of slavery:
Fatal attraction-having Lindsay Lohan, who, when she finds out her ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson was spotted with another woman, storms up to Ronson’s door at 6 a.m., then is heard yelling inside, then has her belongings put out onto the porch by Ronson:
As if that isn’t enough, here’s some interesting gossip news: Jamie Spears, father to Britney, will ask the court to review his conservatorship in November when Britney’s tour ends.
So, if Britney is found capable of controlling her own life, well … you remember what it was like when Britney was in control before, don’t you? (No? Click “Britney Spears” in the Beehive’s tag cloud at right to remember the times.)
Looks like the crazy train could be rolling in just in time for Christmas. Thanks, Santa.