Q: What’s the one thing that makes a David Beckham underwear ad less hot?
A: Victoria Beckham (via A Socialite’s Life)
Kim Kardashian works those curves on a waterslide in Maui (via People)
Lord help me, I love a man with a beard. Does anyone else totally miss Denny on “Grey’s Anatomy”? I even miss that stupid Denny hallucination. (via A Socialite’s Life)
Tori Spelling and Guy Who Married Tori Spelling do their best to look like the biggest idiots in Malibu, achieving an astounding degree of success (via People)
Jessica Alba tries out a mattress by rolling around on it in the store. Stars: they’re just like us! Only I’ve had the same mattress for 14 years because I’m broke, so eff you and your new mattress, Jessica Alba (via Just Jared)
And finally, for your listening pleasure, just in time for the 4th of July, here’s Jessica Simpson belting out the Star Spangled Banner, then getting lost trying to walk off stage. Enjoy. (via Dlisted)