A day in the life
Q: What’s the one thing that makes a David Beckham underwear ad less hot?
A: Victoria Beckham (via A Socialite’s Life)
Kim Kardashian works those curves on a waterslide in Maui (via People)
Lord help me, I love a man with a beard. Does anyone else totally miss Denny on “Grey’s Anatomy”? I even miss that stupid Denny hallucination. (via A Socialite’s Life)
Rihanna — the girl who has a misspelled Sanskrit tattoo — has been busted for applying ink without a license in New York. Thank goodness. (via People)
Tori Spelling and Guy Who Married Tori Spelling do their best to look like the biggest idiots in Malibu, achieving an astounding degree of success (via People)
Jessica Alba tries out a mattress by rolling around on it in the store. Stars: they’re just like us! Only I’ve had the same mattress for 14 years because I’m broke, so eff you and your new mattress, Jessica Alba (via Just Jared)
And finally, for your listening pleasure, just in time for the 4th of July, here’s Jessica Simpson belting out the Star Spangled Banner, then getting lost trying to walk off stage. Enjoy. (via Dlisted)
Responses to "A day in the life"
Victoria Beckham is sooo freakin gross. She’s a walking skeleton with two melons attatched to her ribcage.
Homegirl needs to eat a burrito, 4 lengua tacos, some sopes and a big cup of horchata.
Ohhh, more Becks. Thanks Heather.
I’m not sold on her celebrity status, but Kim Kardashian is, IMO, very pretty.
Why were people booing Jessica Simpson?
This was at a golf event, and that doesn’t seem like a boo-Jessica type of crowd, so I’m wondering if it was a paparazzo trying to get her attention. Those jerks will do anything to get celebs to look their way.
I agree. I can’t stand that she, and now her disgusting sisters by association, is famous for nothing. However, her body is amazing. Even with the pressure of trying to look Hollywood thin, she’s kept those curves.
And — take note, Jessica Simpson — she knows how to show them off.
You’re welcome. Sorry that giant praying mantis got into the shot, though.