A day in the life
Here are random pictures of celebrities I found interesting/sad/funny today:
Lindsay Lohan, who has seen better days, or not, is seen here two days before turning 23. Yep — just 23. With a 2 in front. She’s as shocked as you are. (via Just Jared)
Scarlett Johansson, posing in Esquire, to Megan Fox: “Checkmate, bitch.” (And yes, you want to click that link. You’re welcome.) (via A Socialite’s Life)
Jennifer Garner’s knees require some attention. Apparently Ben does, too. (A Socialite’s Life)
Bar Rafaeli proves that being a model — and being subjected to half dead-looking rockstars pawing at you while you wear next to nothing — is a harder job than it appears (via The Superficial)
Someone forgets to explain to Jessica Simpson about horizontal stripes … and bras
(via A Socialite’s Life)
And finally, I leave you to draw your own conclusions about what might be happening here with Joshua Jackson, because anything I can come up with would not befit my ladylike persona (via Jezebel)
Can’t wait to see what those crazy celebs do tomorrow.
Responses to "A day in the life"
on Lindsay – why subject us to this?
on Scarlett – She was so beautiful. When did the white-trash desperate ho’ look become chic? Is this what men like? A woman who looks like she’s so desperate for a popsicle that she’s willing to crawl around on the floor for it? Wait. Forget I asked that. Never mind.
on Jennifer and Jessica – Leave ‘em alone. At least they don’t look like emaciated little twits. Jennifer looks like a real human woman. If she wants to have bruised knees… I’d say that’s her business. And Jessica looks healthy. If she wants to wear horizontal stripes and no bra, why not? She is nowhere NEAR obese or even unshapely!
Bar Rafaeli – I’m sure she cries about the hardship all the way to the bank with her model’s paycheck.
Joshua Jackson – I am officially old. Who is this guy?
God, Lindsay looks as if she’s 35 with 4 kids and a violent husband…What happend with this girl? She should learn more from Scarlett, she’s gorgeus although she’s older than her.
The comment on Garner was hilarious, and call me trash be Scarjo getting me my Budweiser that way is what I call heaven. You don’t now Pacey how old are you ever watch Fringe or is Jag still on old-timer. Jessica S has no talent so if all you are known for are your looks you will catch it hell when you put on an extra 20 lbs.
HeatherMac>Lilo or J.Simpson!!!!!
Red Head with attitude and brains= Hot
Dang, scarlet johansen is f-en hot. She should marry me after she divorces ryan.
Okay, I’m simultaneously jealous and turned on by Scarlett Johansen. DAYUM!!!!
And since we’re talking about it, I’d take Jessica Simpsons body any day!!!! She’s one hell of a voluptuous woman!
MsJoey, That’s my thought about JS. How much I’d LOVE to have her body be me ‘out of shape’.
My comment was more about Jessica’s outfit, though it didn’t come across so clearly.
I’ve got no problems with a curvy body (after gaining 15 pounds in the last year, I sure as hell can’t fault anyone for gaining weight. I take that back — Kelly Clarkson looks a little out of control), but I think Jessica needs to find someone who can tell her how to dress for her new body.
She’s definitely not doing her boobs and her hips any favors with this dress, nor with most of her outfits lately. She needs to find a better way to show off her assets.
I cannot stand JS… ugh, I hate her one character acting and that’s the reason for the loss of appeal there.
Jess Simp should hire a new stylist!
I completely understand where you are coming from Heather BUT, as a mexican woman, if I had her body I’d wear the hell outta anything that accentuated my curves! I’d go all out to make my hips and ass look BIGGER!!!
I think it’s definately a cultural thing because most women of color LOVE showing off their curves and as long as they are fit and not all jiggly, I’m all for it!
You’re Mexican?!
15 pounds? In your hair maybe. OK, I I will believe you about the 15, but NO ONE would know.
I was most jealous of your ability to pull off a sundress.
However, I will say JS’s dress IS awful. Not the cut, just the Freddy Krueger stripes. If it were a solid color, I think it would look lucious on her.
Thank, sister. I’m about to go for a swim now, though, so if you want some solid proof, you can come see how my belly hangs lovingly and protectively over my bikini bottom (no Cuchini needed here).
I know, it’s hard to believe…..usually I just pass for Persian. Or should I say, Iranian!
But alas, I’m a big taco eating, tortilla making, parkin my car on the lawn Meskin!!!
CON SAFOS!
MsJoey, too funny. As a fellow Meskin, I also grew up having our family car parked on the lawn-actually it was more of a patch of dirt with some grass around it.
C/S
La chicana,
From now on we shall always end our comments with c/s.
Shaaaaaah!!!
La Chola