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Here are random pictures of celebrities I found interesting/sad/funny today:

Best. Headline. Ever. (via People)

Attending a Marlins game in Miami in full fanatic get-up, Drew Barrymore angles (get it?) for “Fever Pitch 2″ to get greenlit (via People)

Big fat whiner baby Perez Hilton pouts, claiming to have been beaten up by the Black Eyed Peas’ Will.I.am, who, instead of accepting the Nobel Peace Prize like he should, denies it (via The Superficial)

Inexplicably, Sacha Baron Cohen takes to promoting “Bruno” in a pig-with-penis onesie (via The Superficial)

Little Hermione Granger (Emma Watson) goes high fashion for Teen Vogue. Seriously. TEEN Vogue (via A Socialite’s Life)

MVP Kobe Bryant celebrates the Lakers’ championship victory, going to Disneyland, as is the tradition with winners (via MiceAge)

And in video news, Megan Fox, who, at 23, is comfortable calling a high school kid “Sweet Boy,” offers up an apology for being a bitch blind (via A Socialite’s Life)

Also, for those of you who care about such things, today/this weekend had quite a few noteworthy gossip stories:

Jon and Ka-hate file for divorce.
After striking Rihanna, Chris Brown strikes a plea deal that lets him avoid jail time.
Frequently shirtless Matthew McConaughey goes pantless, knocking up his girlfriend for the second time.
Madonna finally gets that mail-order orphan she was wanting.
Ryan O’Neal asks long-time love Farrah Fawcett, who has cancer, to marry him.

Can’t wait to see what those crazy celebs do tomorrow.