Braless movement heavy on the movement
UPDATE: Guess who else wants to be part of the braless club now? Answer after the jump.
Original post 6/18: I don’t like what I’m seeing lately on gossip sites. Actually, I rarely like what I see on gossip sites, but today I’m specifically referring to women, in public, sans undergarments.
This isn’t a reference to the Panty Drought of 2007. I’m talking about the women who recently have been hanging out, pun intended, without their bras. It’s obviously a quick way to garner attention, and preferable to wearing a giant sandwich board reading “Hey, looky here: I’m SEXY,” but it’s already gotten old.
Heather Graham began the trend, going braless and wearing a clingy dress at last week’s London premiere of “The Hangover.” She of course got tons of attention for it, which Heather Graham sort of needs, so okay. Understood. Forgiven. Whatever.
But you know who doesn’t need to use her nipples to get attention? Megan Fox, who pulled the same move at the German premiere for “Transformers 2″ days later:
Look, I know what many of you are thinking: where’s the bad here, right? Heather Graham has nice, fake boobs; Megan Fox has nice, fake boobs: no harm, no foul. Well, let me present the foul:
Yes, that’s mother-of-two, Britney Spears, not on a red carpet wearing a fancy dress, but leaving a London McDonald’s wearing a clingy turtleneck and no brassiere. And lest you think this was an isolated incident, here she is the next day, leaving a London store:
Seeing how far this trend has devolved in the span of a week, can you imagine how little time before it makes its way to, say, Fashion Fair Mall? Let’s be real: most women are not walking around with bolted-on Heather Graham boobs. They’ve got the real kind: floppy, low-hanging, prone to swinging around at the slightest movement.
Remember that scene in “Reality Bites” where Winona Ryder is wearing the doily dress and no bra? Every time she moved, it looked like two wombats fighting to free themselves from a gym sock.
Better yet, remember when Meg Ryan was recently caught unawares by the paparazzi?
Strap those things in, ladies. For the love of all that’s good and holy in this sad, sad world, ignore this celebrity trend, this one time, and strap those things in.
UPDATE 6/22: As commenter Jason points out: Looks like little Christina Ricci (or not-so-little, prior to the alleged reduction) wants some attention, too. If it’s good enough for Britney Spears …
Responses to "Braless movement heavy on the movement"
I was with ya until you got to Britney, then I tuned out.
Meg Ryan, why? I just dont understand why.
Brittany, oh yeah, you’re all kinds of crazy so your sorta forgiven. sorta.
If Heather paid for those two fun-bags, she needs to get her money back. The nipples are off! One is higher than the other. Let’s just hope that it’s the way she is carrying her body in that pic.
As for Meg Ryan…Yeesh!!
Somebody could do some boxing practice with those guys!
YES!! I was hoping for a special appearance from Meg Ryan and her Super Friends!
Why does it seem like it’s so cold in all of those pictures?
This is a movement I would never take part in.
A woman’s breasts are a journey. Her feet their destination. When I was five, my cousins and I stumbled upon my senile 90 year old great grandmother walking naked through my grandmother’s house. Her breasts were at her knees.
Thank you, Meg Ryan, for bringing back these repressed memories.
“It looked like two wombats fighting to free themselves from a gym sock.”
hilarious.
Thank you, sir.
The rule is if they reach your elbows, rein them in!!!
this reminds me of the Sex in the City episode when Samantha had fake nipps that she wore… LOL… insane!
Whats up with Britneys nipple? Is it sponsered by Dish Net? Why is it pointing south? Better crazy reception?
OMG, another person who can’t deal with REALITY. Guess what: real boobs sag once you’ve had kids and not every woman wants to wear a bra everyday.
O.K. Megan Fox has a great bod, but you think she paid for those “B”‘s?
Christina Ricci joins in the fun:
http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/10011485/photo_20_hires.jpg
Don’t hate, appreciate! I love boobs in all shapes, sizes, and colors!
I second Bino’s motion!
Well, DUH!!!!! No one is disputing the fact that real boobs sag. What’s called into question here is why these women think its appropriate or acceptable to walk around braless when gravity has definately won the battle!
As a guy whose had the pleasure of squeezing both real and fake boobies, I would just like to go ahead and move that Bino’s motion be accepted and move towards a vote.
All in favor….
Say “aye!”
My vote: AYE!
(Says a heterosexual woman who appreciates breasts over bras.)
Whoops. Just noticed this comment — sorry about that.
Props to you for seeing the Christina Ricci thing first.
Go breasts (all shapes and sizes)! Who are you to tell how women should strap themselves? If they don’t wish to wear a bra, it’s their choice. And no, not everyone has fake, round breasts up to their chins. Natural breasts are beautiful.
and they taste good too.
Another american retard site run by a dumpy sad numpty with boobs smaller than the spare tyre around their waist. Braless is natural, having fake boobs the size of melons shoved into a brassiere is not,having implants is not normal. the natural bounce is normal, older womens breasts drooping is normal and the site of a nipple standing proud is the bodies reaction to cold or excitement. Stop assuming that everything that the rejects of Europe that became americans think is incorrect is how the rest of the world should think, we still have normal natural busted women who go braless and sit topless on the beach without causing riots. I appreciate for your immature young males this may prove difficult for the few brain cells to consider but there is still time to learn
All women, no matter their shape or size, or whether or not they chose to wear a bra, are beautiful. Step away from the male-dominated media hype. The nipples are not perfectly aligned on real women, nor is the shape and size of breasts. Their teeth aren’t perfectly matched. Their faces have wrinkles. Hollywood is not reality, folks. Just say no, ladies!!