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2005 called, it wants its youtube video back.
And yet, the “[...] called, it wants its [...] back” joke remains timeless …
i thought it appropriate, what with the age of the joke and the video being about the same.
Aww, it’s sweet when old people reminisce. Spin us more yarns about the Internet of yore.
heather doesn’t like kids huh?
Yes Heather, it’s true. There was an internet before Mike Oz showed it to you.
There’s only one place for this to go, bradley.
And nobody is prepared to see you and me engaged in a dance off.
yr so sexy when you’ve gotten pwn3d. forget the dance-off, let’s oil wrestle.
Two redheads covered in oil? I KNOW nobody is prepared to see that much hotness.
So that is a yes?
Of course it is.
It has to be inside, though. Seven minutes in the sun with that much oil on my freckly, white skin and I’ll look like a piece of bacon.
oh! now you went and mentioned bacon. it’s all over now!
What are you — new to the Beehive?
i wouldn’t wrestle bradley. he’s hella buff.
I know. Like it wasn’t sexy enough before.
Of course it must happen inside. Our people were not meant to see the sun. Instead I propose your humiliation should take place as the opening act for one of Mike Oz’s shows at Palomino’s. People might actually come in off the patio for it.
Your little ginger fight ain’t got nothing to do with me.
WHOA WHOA WHOA.
Bacon? what’s this about bacon?
Of course it does, you’re the one that showed Heather the internet last year.
….(enters room, looks through comments and turns around to leave)
Wrong room, sorry guys!
Wait, come back. We need a referee for the wrestling match.
LULZ! Ah, what a perfect way to end the work day.
I got $10 on Raggedy Andy to beat Raggedy Ann
Two shall enter. One shall leave.
So much for Beehive loyalty.
Mike Oz may not have taught me the Internet, but he did teach me that people start hatin’ when they know you’re superior. I shall accept your hate as proof that I am awesome.
Sorry, but like has already been said … DJ Bradley is buff.
your imaginary awesomeness would be even more awesome if you wore a bacon bikini to the oil wrestling match.
See my money is on Heather. Something tells me she probably fights dirty. Bradly I’d wear a cup if I were you.
I’ll just borrow yours.
i have a vast selection. i think the bacon boxer briefs would ehance your figure. they give me an awesome package.
Do you have a bacon girdle? That would definitely enhance my figure.
….(paper in hand, enters what appears to be the same room)
Mr. Incognito – “Ah, is this WTF Moment of the Day room”? I’m new to campus and I think I’m lost, I’m so sorry for interrupting AGAIN!
(VIEW): Bradley has H-Mac in what appears to be Suplex but she reverses out of it slappin’ a DDT on Bradley who now appears to be out… She climbs to the top turnbuckle and throws down a “Jimmy Superfly Snucka(esk)” move!
Mr. Incognito – “Excuse me, are you both wearing bacon wrestling suits”…
Oh, did I mention I spent my formative years watching Jimmy Snuka, Jake Roberts, et al in the ring? I know a couple of moves.
I could totally see Heather entering where ever this match is going to be with the Ultimate Warrior’s theme music playing.