A day in the life
Here are random pictures of celebrities I found interesting/sad/funny today:
Michael Phelps’ pornstache finally gives me something interesting to look at above the neck (via Dlisted)
Katie Holmes is living the dream in Los Angeles (via Just Jared)
Bruce Willis, his new bride, Model McTrophy Wife, and their clown friend (not Ashton K) pose for W magazine (via Dlisted)
Rob Dyrdek (from “Rob and Big” — R.I.P.) and his douchey friend try to pull one over on the public by Tweeting about a nonexistent overdose (hilarious) after a night out in Los Angeles (via Dlisted)
Shauna Sand frightens children, the elderly and marine life while relaxing on a beach in Miami (via Dlisted)
Chris Brown attends the NBA Finals with Not-Rihanna in Orlando (via A Socialite’s Life)
Robert Pattinson survives an attack by scary Twihards — or, day ending in ‘y’ — in New York (via A Socialite’s Life)
Classy Ashley Tisdale (from “High School Musical”) gives wax President Obama a lap dance on Spanish television show “El Hormiguero” (via A Socialite’s Life — with video if you care)
Sacha Baron Cohen works hard to promote his ass “Bruno” in Paris (via Jezebel)
And finally, Dumbo is spotted flying over Sleeping Beauty’s Castle in Anaheim (via MiceAge)
Can’t wait to see what those crazy celebs do tomorrow.
Responses to "A day in the life"
Dang, I was hoping you’d go Megan Fox nips …
I was gonna, but Bruno’s ass > Megan Fox’s nips.
Hey, Shauna Sand wears wax lips like I did as a kid!!!
Woo-hooters!
Porn stash + Shauna Sand = YUCK!
Phelps looks like he’s trying to be Uncle Rico
Uh oh. R Pattz wasn’t enough to take your mind off the hideousness that is Shauna Sand?
Phelps looks like an uncle in the Jeff Foxworthy family.
I never noticed how unbalanced Michael Phelps’s arms are.