In addition to being the Hot Girl du jour, having graced most men’s magazine covers by now, Megan Fox is quickly proving to be the go-to person for stupid public declarations (she’s surpassed only by her “Transformers” co-star Shia LaBeouf, who just can’t stop talking about his mom having sex for some ungodly reason).
Still, despite her Angelina-like propensity toward word vomit (she’s only 23, so we’ll cut her a break), there are many waiting in line to get near her. Many like you.
So here’s your chance, kinda. Connect Ms. Fox to Fresno, six degrees of Kevin Bacon-style, via her work, her family, her proximity to David Silver, whatevs. Got it? Let’s see if anyone can beat unofficial DoF champ Ernie.
It’s Megan Fox vs.