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A day in the life

This edition of “A day in the life” comes from the MTV Movie Awards, as well as the Spike TV Guy’s Choice Awards, both of which offered special weekend opportunities for celebrities to promote their crappy projects look interesting/sad/funny (photos via A Socialite’s Life)

Megan Fox works day-four hair* at the MTV Movie Awards

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*of not washing

Mel Gibson tries to make people forget he’s an anti-Semitic, misogynistic a**hole at the Spike TV event

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Kristen Stewart is angst, interrupted at the MTV Movie Awards

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McLovin’ in the house at the Spike TV awards … wait, seriously?

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Halle Berry receives the “Decade of Hotness” award at the Spike TV awards, then prepares to win next year’s “Heartiest STD Award” by making out with Jamie Foxx

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Clint Eastwood, a buffalo and a pair of brass balls walk into a bar …

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Asher Roth goes for a ride on Falkor’s rabid cousin at the Spike TV awards

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Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica … and beards

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First rule of Fight Club: stop getting old, Tyler Durden

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Edward and Bella fast-forward ten years into their marriage at the MTV Movie Awards

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Bruno commits the ultimate fashion faux pas, wearing the same outfit at both shows

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And finally, courtesy of the MTV Movie Awards, Eminem gets an ass full of face (wait … reverse that) as Bruno judges his new album

Can’t wait to see what those celebs … oh, eff it. I’m going to bed. Get ready to make a cameo in my dreams, Bearded Dwight. Me-ow.

Responses to "A day in the life"

Now of course im against Mad Max hating jews ,but you call one woman sugar t*#s and you’re a woman hater.

Solitaire says:

Clint, brass balls and a buffalo… priceless!

Nomad says:

when in doubt, Sacha Cohen falls back on naked (or mostly naked) slapstick humor; not all that funny IMO