This edition of “A day in the life” comes from the MTV Movie Awards, as well as the Spike TV Guy’s Choice Awards, both of which offered special weekend opportunities for celebrities to
promote their crappy projects look interesting/sad/funny (photos via A Socialite’s Life)
Megan Fox works day-four hair* at the MTV Movie Awards
*of not washing
Mel Gibson tries to make people forget he’s an anti-Semitic, misogynistic a**hole at the Spike TV event
Kristen Stewart is angst, interrupted at the MTV Movie Awards
McLovin’ in the house at the Spike TV awards … wait, seriously?
Halle Berry receives the “Decade of Hotness” award at the Spike TV awards, then prepares to win next year’s “Heartiest STD Award” by making out with Jamie Foxx
Clint Eastwood, a buffalo and a pair of brass balls walk into a bar …
Asher Roth goes for a ride on Falkor’s rabid cousin at the Spike TV awards
Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica … and beards
First rule of Fight Club: stop getting old, Tyler Durden
Edward and Bella fast-forward ten years into their marriage at the MTV Movie Awards
Bruno commits the ultimate fashion faux pas, wearing the same outfit at both shows
And finally, courtesy of the MTV Movie Awards, Eminem gets an ass full of face (wait … reverse that) as Bruno judges his new album
Can’t wait to see what those celebs … oh, eff it. I’m going to bed. Get ready to make a cameo in my dreams, Bearded Dwight. Me-ow.