A day in the life
Here are random pictures of celebrities I found interesting/sad/funny today:
Suri Cruise tries to get off the crazy train in Beverly Hills (via Dlisted)
Salma Hayek ties the knot for the second time with billionaire Francois-Henri Pinault in Venice (via Dlisted)
Megan Fox laughs as she remembers how fun it was to breathe before she had her ribs removed in Louisiana (via Just Jared)
SJP and Muttonchops McGee get their sartorial s*** together in New York
(via Just Jared)
Gwen Stefani’s son, Kingston, reassures little brother Zuma that he’s got his back if anyone makes fun of his name in Los Angeles (via Jezebel)
Natalie Portman wonders what that taste in her mouth is in New York (via Jezebel)
Brad Pitt, proving that officially no one looks good in a plastic poncho, takes sons Pax and Maddox to Niagara Falls (via A Socialite’s Life)
And finally, Lindsay Lohan, like, totally can’t figure out how the paparazzi randomly found her wearing a bikini in Maui even though she, like, totally called them (via The Superficial)
Can’t wait to see what those crazy celebs and their super cra-azy spawn do tomorrow.
Responses to "A day in the life"
Just when I was already convinced Megan Fox was flawless, I saw that same picture online today…SIGH. Can the girl get a zit or something? And how does LiLo manage to keep her boobs while on that vodka-and-coke (not soda) diet? Less of her, but still jealous of both. I am so jealous today!
That looks flawless to you? Yikes.
But to answer your first question: plastic surgery, a very tight girdle, and three hours in a makeup chair with paid professionals.
Your second question remains one of the world’s greater enigmas.
Selma looks amazing!
And I gotta say it, LiLo doesn’t look that anorexically scary skinny… maybe the gil figured out how to eat again…
I think Suri gets the best-dressed prize. Love the daring combo of ruby red shoes with the blues and greens. Jewel tones work on her.
Agreed. I found myself to be a little jealous when I saw that picture. Jealous of a three-year old.
Does anyone else notice the creepy face of the guy in the side view mirror of the car behind Megan Fox?
I love Natalie Portman’s whole ‘gonna cut a bitch’ look on her face.
Suri is darling in that fantastic outfit.
Matthew Broderick is hopeless in that hairstyle with his Stepford wife.
Megan Fox is frighteningly good looking, emphasis on ‘frightening’ in that photo.
Can Salma wear white to her second wedding? Of COURSE she can…whether she has already had a baby or not.
Finally, Lilo looks almost good there. Almost. Will that woman ever get back to rehab??
Weird! Didn’t notice.
I love Natalie Portman. Can we have pictures of her on here everyday?
I dunno, I’m only halfway with Stephan on the frighteningly good looking…I’ll put the emphasis on the good—even though yeah, I must be being affected by our society’s love of cartoonish exaggeration of nature—but a good looking cartoon!
I’m thinking, if that’s New Orleans, she must’ve been down there for Pirate Con. ( I kid you not.)
Me and mine were down there a couple weeks back (Spring Break) and were wondering about the statistically significant amount of folks dressed in elaborate pirate costumes. We asked one of ‘em, and sure enough, it was the yearly pirate convention.
From then on, everywhere we ate, drank, walked, listened to music—full o’ pirates.
Even the very modest bed and breakfast we stayed at had it’s share. We’d come home after a long day tourist-ing and there’d be several pirates and their wenches hoisting bottles on the patio courtyard.
The best was getting a picture of my daughter with three (count ‘em) Capt. Jack Sparrows! One of ‘em was a dead ringer..worked in Disneyland in their events and such.
For Megan and Lindsay and probably Natalie too,
I don’t trust a woman whose thighs dont touch.
It’s not right.
@Anthony M: I’ll see what I can do.
@Blake: A trip to New Orleans? Fun!
@MsJoey: Thank you.