Other people’s chaos = my entertainment
Found a new site today that has already taken up at least 15 25 45 minutes of my time with its voyeuristic, Internet-y goodness.
It’s called Texts From Last Night (warning: language nsfw), and it has shown me just how much more fun than me everyone in the country is having. How do I know it’s everyone in the country? The texts are submitted with accompanying area codes. A few examples:
(805): Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
(1-805): Negative – This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
(317): I swear to god I’m with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I’ve ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
(317): And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
(870): do you think it i’m gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
(1-870): well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
(870): what chic?
(323): I’m being pulled over???
(520): For what!?!?!
(323): ??? I’m in a cab!!!!!
(859): I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
(973): Tracy!! I don’t have an ottoman in my room.
(859): Ohhh….do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
(202): Dude, I woke up at my ex’s house. I am spooning her half naked roommate. There is a pizza on my shoulder. I need you to come pick me up.
Again, I say: God bless the Internet. I have yet to see the 559 area code represented, so get on it, people. I’d contribute, but my texts don’t get much racier than telling friends what happened on the premiere of “Daisy of Love” last night. [Sidebar: it was great! Man, I love VH1.]
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Responses to "Other people’s chaos = my entertainment"
LULZ! There nothing worse than Cold Pizza Shoulder.
These texts suggests there are plenty of things worse:
(631): meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
(516): wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
(631): aww s*** wrong text.
(918): I’m in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
(914): ? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
(773): jesus mom
Quick!… someone text me!!
This one made me laugh:
(612): I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
(763): Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
LMAO… oh man… that’s too much!
This is up there with the site that reposts the best Craigs List missed encounters from all over the country…excellent find.
Seems like a crappy rip-off of this… http://txtmsg.blogtog.com/index.html
Thank you Heather, for the latest addition to my Bookmarks Toolbar. I’m jealous you get paid to find and share this stuff. Awesomilarious!
by crappier I mean that “texts from last night” is the crappy one, not “http://txtmsg.blogtog.com/index.html” Which is original, and very photographically inclined.
Too photographically inclined, I think — it loads a little slow with the pictures, and since the words are the funny part, not what the camera looks like … meh.
Still worth checking out, though, for comparison’s sake. Thanks.
from my weekend in Sacramento…
(559)dude where you at? you left us in old sac last night
(1-559) i don’t know. think i’m in a hospital. my name is john doe