Found a new site today that has already taken up at least
15 25 45 minutes of my time with its voyeuristic, Internet-y goodness.
It’s called Texts From Last Night (warning: language nsfw), and it has shown me just how much more fun than me everyone in the country is having. How do I know it’s everyone in the country? The texts are submitted with accompanying area codes. A few examples:
(805): Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
(1-805): Negative – This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
(317): I swear to god I’m with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I’ve ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
(317): And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
(870): do you think it i’m gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
(1-870): well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
(870): what chic?
(323): I’m being pulled over???
(520): For what!?!?!
(323): ??? I’m in a cab!!!!!
(859): I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
(973): Tracy!! I don’t have an ottoman in my room.
(859): Ohhh….do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
(202): Dude, I woke up at my ex’s house. I am spooning her half naked roommate. There is a pizza on my shoulder. I need you to come pick me up.
Again, I say: God bless the Internet. I have yet to see the 559 area code represented, so get on it, people. I’d contribute, but my texts don’t get much racier than telling friends what happened on the premiere of “Daisy of Love” last night. [Sidebar: it was great! Man, I love VH1.]