I was debating what to write about this morning. The gossip sites are lighting up with news that Angelina and Brad finally got a bite after fishing in the orphan pond again, but I figure we’ll be hearing plenty about that in the next couple of months.
Instead I choose to write about a pivotal member of one of the most influential music groups ever. That’s right – the people asked for it, and Zeus has delivered: Lance Bass is writing his autobiography. I’ll pause, so you can take some time to enjoy a victory dance around your office cubicle.
Yes, apparently Lance Bass – least noticed member of boy band *NSYNC, failed astronaut, failed actor and failed boyfriend of a reality TV star – thinks that, at 27 years old, he has something important to say. The memoir, called – wait for it – Out of Sync, will cover Bass’s life, his music and his sexuality (he’s gay, remember? Or did you miss the People magazine cover ever-so-subtly announcing Bass’s emergence from the closet?).
The book hits stores in October, so you have some time to wait for whatever nuggets of wisdom Bass is ready to impart on the world after such a rich and significant life. I’m guessing the book is mainly going to be about the importance of a really, really good hair gel and what it’s like to be super-duper best friends with Justin Timberlake.