Forget Harry Potter. The most anticipated book of 2007 stars…
I was debating what to write about this morning. The gossip sites are lighting up with news that Angelina and Brad finally got a bite after fishing in the orphan pond again, but I figure we’ll be hearing plenty about that in the next couple of months.
Instead I choose to write about a pivotal member of one of the most influential music groups ever. That’s right – the people asked for it, and Zeus has delivered: Lance Bass is writing his autobiography. I’ll pause, so you can take some time to enjoy a victory dance around your office cubicle.
Yes, apparently Lance Bass – least noticed member of boy band *NSYNC, failed astronaut, failed actor and failed boyfriend of a reality TV star – thinks that, at 27 years old, he has something important to say. The memoir, called – wait for it – Out of Sync, will cover Bass’s life, his music and his sexuality (he’s gay, remember? Or did you miss the People magazine cover ever-so-subtly announcing Bass’s emergence from the closet?).
The book hits stores in October, so you have some time to wait for whatever nuggets of wisdom Bass is ready to impart on the world after such a rich and significant life. I’m guessing the book is mainly going to be about the importance of a really, really good hair gel and what it’s like to be super-duper best friends with Justin Timberlake.
Responses to "Forget Harry Potter. The most anticipated book of 2007 stars…"
After seeing Daniel Radcliff’s publicity photos for Equine, I might want to concentrate on his projects for a while. Lance Bass, havent seen the bits and pieces yet. He seems a bit soft around the middle, huh?
I have a Bance bobble head, though. Its a treasure.
If he has uncensored pics of him and Riechen.. Im all over it.
No. Im not a man.
and come on Heather. you can do better than this and the salma hair complaint.
I CAN’T FREEKIN WAIT!!!!
i dont understan why lance bass is gay. he was 2 kool 2 be gay i think that he shoul trun back straight and everthing will be the same
I think Lance Bass should turn into someone who teaches people how to spell, use punctuation and form complete sentences.
Or maybe a unicorn. Yeah. A unicorn would be awesome.
Damn. You just made me snarf my screwdriver, Heather!
well my cousin is dating him ha
Omg unicorns are the coolest!!!
And Harry Potter is a close second. Seriously, though, who really wants to read a Lance Bass autobiography??? I’d much rather read a Joey Fatone autobiography. Someone needs to talk to Joey about that…
Careful, Lisa, snarfing screwdrivers is a highly dangerous way to kill time. Also, during your surgery to remove said snarfed screwdrivers, I wouldn’t mention the unicorns. The doctors may book you a room in the loony bin. If this happens, be sure to say hi to me; I’m in Room 13.