Five Things You Should Do This Weekend
In addition to getting dirty – you dirty, dirty Fresnans.
1. GET UGLY … ON ICE
Tonight on the Fulton Mall: Ugly sweaters + ice skating + Carthop. It’s put on by FLYP’s Downtown Academy. I’ll even be out there DJing. [More]

2. FIND OUT WHAT A ROBOTIC PIRATE MONKEY IS
It’s not a video-game character that will kill you. In fact, Robotic Pirate Monkey is an EDM duo from Colorado. They’re bringing the raver party to The Loft in the Tower. [More]

3. HANG OUT WITH YOUR BIG BROTHER
Eighties dance night Big Brother is back at Fulton 55. If you’re an ’80s fan — and not just that basic ’80s music that everybody knows — this is the place to go dance. [More]

4. BECOME THE NO. 1 ROLLER DERBY FAN IN FRESNO
As I told you yesterday — lots of roller derby this weekend. Big-time, national roller derby. Represent, Fresno! [More]

5. EAT SOME HOT TAMALES
The inaugural Tamale Throwdown is a festival where Casa de Tamales will be serving up tasty treats and amateur tamale-makers will compete for prizes. There’s also live music and prizes. [More]
