In addition to being the Hot Girl du jour, having graced most men's magazine covers by now, Megan Fox is quickly proving to be the go-to person for stupid public declarations (she's surpassed only by her "Transformers" co-star Shia LaBeouf, who just can't stop talking about his mom having sex for some ungodly reason).

Still, despite her Angelina-like propensity toward word vomit (she's only 23, so we'll cut her a break), there are many waiting in line to get near her. Many like you.

So here's your chance, kinda. Connect Ms. Fox to Fresno, six degrees of Kevin Bacon-style, via her work, her family, her proximity to David Silver, whatevs. Got it? Let's see if anyone can beat unofficial DoF champ Ernie.

It's Megan Fox vs.

I am obsessed with a little television program called "Beverly Hills, 90210." Not the reincarnation (although, if they brought back Dylan McKay, I'd be all over it) - I'm talking about the old school, 90s hair, spandex- and chokers-wearing, Brandon-sideburn-having version.

It's on at 5 and 6 p.m. every week day on SoapNet, and I DVR both hours every single day, even if I am home to watch it live.

Tonight, I got a special treat when season 10's hot David Silver (Brian Austin Green, who now wears eyeliner for some reason) mentioned Fresno. Was it derogatory? Ehhh... not really. Okay, maybe a little. Or maybe that's my Fresnority Complex talking.

You decide: