Because you can’t make up some of the stuff that happens in this town …
Here’s the odd news item of the day from The Bee’s Jim Guy:
A drunken man was attacked by a female karate master after he stumbled into the wrong Fresno-area apartment, authorities said.
On Sunday, the 18-year-old man broke into what he thought was his own apartment unit at a complex in the 2500 block of North Maple Avenue, Fresno County sheriff’s spokesman Chris Curtice said.
The man was in the bathroom about 1 p.m. when the 20-year-old woman returned from a karate tournament where she had taken first place in her division.
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