My favorite pitchman (sorry, Billy Mays -- R.I.P.) is back. Forget that he was arrested for assaulting a hooker, Vince Shlomi, he of Slap Chop fame (or Rap Chop, if that's more your steez), is back with his latest guaranteed money-maker, The Schticky.
Filled with the hardly subtle innuendo that made Slap Chop an instant classic ("You're gonna love my nuts!"), The Schticky is a commercial you'll actually look forward to seeing while you wait patiently for "A Day at the Ritz" to come on KAIL at 1:30 in the morning.
I love the non-too-subtle reference to his arrest in Florida a few years ago, for beating up a prostitute.
(Charges were never filed)
Yes! I love that, too.