Do you spend your days wondering how you're going to die? Wonder no more. This helpful chart ruins the surprise by taking into account your age, gender and race, and giving you one of three likely death scenarios (click photo to enlarge):
To quote Andy DuFresne in "The Shawshank Redemption" (a movie you really should see before you die of suicide cancer heart disease): "Get busy livin' or get busy dyin'."
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Gee, what do I want to die from, Heart Disease or Cancer? I know it's going to be one or the other from the chart. I don't see me offing myself any time soon.
These stats are eye-opening.
Young African-American women seem to have more mettle to face the pressures of life and the courage to avoid choosing the 'permanent solution to a temporary problem.'
Ummm... Chase.... I don't think it has anything to do with the mettle of African Americans.
I think it has to do with the AIDS epidemic in Africa.
There is nothing on this chart that indicates this is an "African American" rating, or an American rating at all!
The chart says "black," and HIV being number #1, that tells me that this is probably including Africa, where AIDS runs rampant.
Good observation, DP
i already know how I'm going to die. I'm going to have a heart attack in the shower after i jerk off. that's going to be embarrassing.
Well,thanks for that, mdub.
'Here lies mdub4-20,
he got checked out at K-Permanente
When he was asked to pee,
he went number three,
and his ticker took a pounding aplenty.'
RIP.