Try as you might to avoid it, I'm sure you've heard at least part of that Miley Cyrus song where she's caterwauling about listening to Jay-Z. It's unavoidable.

You know what's totally avoidable, though? Jay-Z songs, at least for Miss Miley. Check out her answer when she's asked in an interview which of Jay-Z's songs she's singing about (skip to 2:55 for the response):

Holy crap. Did anyone else know this girl sounds like a 50-year old truck stop waitress with a two-pack-a-day habit? How did that little blond girl not run from the room crying when Miley barked at her with that paint-peeling voice that she was wearing her Halloween costume ("I don't dress like this every day. I'm not crazy. Now, you want those eggs scrambled or sunny side up? *coughhackcough*").

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