November 2009 Archives

November 21, 2009 8:20 AM

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Hope you didn't even think of trying to get a cheap motel room in Fresno this weekend considering the influx of high-school marching band members flooding the area from north and south. The Western Band Championships are in full swing today and tomorrow. From Friday's 7 section:

The smaller bands (classes 1A, 2A and 3A) will gather at Koligian Stadium at 10 a.m. today, and the larger bands (classes 4A and 5A) will gather at Buchanan Stadium at noon today.

If you don't have two days to devote to your marching-band mania and only have time to see the top bands, my recommendation is to head out Sunday to Buchanan for the finals. The smaller bands step off at 10 a.m. and the larger bands start at 3:15 p.m.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: The discipline, musicianship, visual impact and passion of these hard-working band members is incredible. Watching the top bands perform can be an artistic experience.

In the meantime, for any competing band members reading this, post a comment below telling folks what they can expect from your school's routine. Any predictions on who the top winners will be?

Donald Munro

November 20, 2009 5:20 PM

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We gave you a nice rundown of upcoming comedy shows earlier in the week, and now we got another one. 'Tis the season to laugh, apparently.

The guys at Cloud 9 Productions pass along word that they've booked a date with Tommy Davidson (of "In Living Color" fame) for Dec. 19 at Warnors Theatre.

In addition to Davidson, the show will be hosted by Kid, of Kid-N-Play fame. That's intriguing. Hope he can grow back the super high-top fade in a month, though.

Brad Williams is also on the bill, as are local guys Andre Covington and Phillip Medina.

Tickets cost $25, $35 and $45. An on-sale date and ticket locations are still being worked on, but we'll pass along that info when we have it.

Remember, there are also some good comedy options this weekend -- check this week's "Five Things" list for details.

Mike Oz

November 20, 2009 3:48 PM

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My faithful classical-music-in-schools-zealot correspondent, Robert Bullwinkel, dropped me a note today about cellist Zuill Bailey, the guest soloist for this weekend's Fresno Philharmonic concerts -- I have a story in this morning's 7 section about the program -- and his visit this morning to Kingsburg:

I just saw Zuill Bailey perform for students at Rafer Johnson Junior High in Kingsburg as a part of the Fresno Philharmonic's Concertos for Kids program. Mr. Bailey wowed the students with his performance of Bach's Cello Suites, but really connected with them when he spoke of the misconceptions about classical music. Bailey said that when he walks through the airport wearing shades and a black leather jacket with his black cello case strapped to his back, he is often asked what rock band he plays for. People are disappointed when he says that he is a classical musician, but when he played musical examples from popular movies, the students quickly realized that they did have a strong connection with orchestral music.
The students all came from classes taught by teachers in the Keeping Score Education program, a project of the Fresno County Office of Education and the San Francisco Symphony. This week, they studied Bach and listened to his music performed by today's special guest. I also heard the Phil rehearsing the Tchaikovsky Suite last night. It's going to be a GREAT concert!

Donald Munro

November 20, 2009 3:15 PM

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From our 7 Things to Do list:

It's a long-standing tradition for the Fresno Art Museum's Council of 100 to designate a female artist of the year. The honor this time around goes to Joan Tanner, whose "as is: installation 09" runs through Jan. 10. Today's opening reception includes an appearance by Tanner, who modifies ordinary objects and building materials into exaggerated, arcane sculptural elements.

5-7 p.m. Friday / Fresno Art Museum, 2233 N. First St. / fresnoartmuseum.org, (559) 441-4221 / $5, free admission Sundays

If you can't make the reception, Tanner will give a lecture 2 p.m. Saturday in the Bonner Auditorium.

I swung by the museum yesterday as Tanner worked to get the exhibition ready. You can read about it in my upcoming Sunday Spotlight column.

Donald Munro

November 20, 2009 3:00 PM

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The stars aligned at the Star Palace last night for Ashley Taylor and, by extension, the strong inaugural performance of the Organic Theater Factory.

For years, the hard-working Taylor has tackled one character role after another on the Fresno community theater scene -- from Mary Sunshine in "Chicago" to Gertrude the Bird in "Seussical" -- as a solid performer. But something special happens in Jason Robert Brown's intimate musical "The Last 5 Years." As Cathy Hiatt, the struggling actress whose story of a disillusioned marriage is told in reverse chronological disorder, Taylor gives a transluscent performance. Her voice is absolutely gorgeous -- there were times when I closed my eyes and thought about how often it matched the level of Sherie Rene Scott's version on the original cast recording.

Just as impressive is the way Taylor mines the emotional territory of her character, never overplaying the sentiment or joking up the giddy moments, always relating on a fiercely human level. She's a wonderful fit for the role, and she gives an already moving play even more of an impact.

My singling Taylor out for special notice isn't in any way meant to slight her partner on stage, Peter Allwine, or the production overall, which has a scrappy, low-key charm. It's just that when it comes to Taylor, it seems this is one of those rare times for an actor when everything truly clicks -- performance, type, spirit -- and it's a beautiful thing to behold.

Donald Munro

November 20, 2009 2:00 PM

Don't think we forgot.

The Beehive's official birthday may have come and gone, but that doesn't mean we haven't been working on a little something to mark the occasion.


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As you well remember, last year's party was pretty amazing. However, we're certain this year's party, which will take place at Full Circle Brewing Co., is gonna blow that one out of the water.

So mark Saturday, January 9, on your calendars, and keep an eye on the Beehive in upcoming weeks for further details.

[Special thanks to Mr. Brodiemash for hooking us up with a birthday logo]

Heather

November 20, 2009 11:12 AM

Come one, come all. Post No Bills has something for you to do this weekend, next weekend and beyond. Below you'll find the biggest collection of Fresno event fliers and posters anywhere on the whole entire Internets. Concerts, clubs, community events -- it's all here.

One note for you guys: There won't be a Post No Bills next week, so keep an eye on this post until Dec. 4.

As always, we welcome contributions from bands, artists, venues, promoters and regular joes. Send links to mosegueda@fresnobee.com.

Mike Oz

November 20, 2009 9:42 AM

You can see that vampire/werewolf movie ... or any of these fine options:

1. KISS SOMEBODY: Gene Simmons? Paul Stanley? Your mama. Doesn't matter to us. The big show of the weekend is KISS, playing Saturday night at Save Mart Center. But before you go paint your face, read my interview with Stanley to raise your KISS mojo. And remember to get there early to check out local band Shiver Fox opening the show.

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Mike Oz

November 20, 2009 9:06 AM

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"2009 American Music Awards," 8 p.m. KFSN (Channel 30.1): Janet Jackson kicks off this awards show that honors artists in Pop/Rock, Country, Rap/Hip-Hop, Soul/R&B, Alternative, Adult Contemporary, Latin and Contemporary Inspirational. Winners are determined by online voting.

DVD
"Star Trek": This look at how the crew of the Enterprise came together plays off the early days of the characters from the original television series against an evil plot that will rip the fabric of the universe apart. Director J.J. Abrams accomplished what many thought was impossible: He created a tribute to the past while bringing the franchise into the future.

MOVIES
"Precious": Comedian Mo'Nique's portrayal of a physically and emotionally abusive mother is as surprising as it is stunning. This kind of acting transformation -- a complete metamorphosis to turn into a sadistic and vile creature -- is why there are the Oscars. It's a performance you won't soon forget.

Rick Bentley

November 20, 2009 9:02 AM

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Shrek (voiced again by Mike Myers) is sent on a journey to find the heir to the throne of the kingdom of Far, Far Away. The frog king (John Cleese) has croaked.

The closest relative is a cousin, Artie (voiced by Justin Timberlake). Shrek, Donkey (Eddie Murphy) and Puss In Boots (Antonio Banderas) set sail to bring Artie to the throne.

Back at the castle, Fiona (Cameron Diaz) and a handful of princesses, including Sleeping Beauty (Cheri Oteri), Snow White (Amy Poehler), Rapunzel (Maya Rudolph) and Cinderella (Amy Sedaris), are trying to stop the attempts by Prince Charming (Rupert Everett) to take over the kingdom. There is a more interesting story line about Fiona being pregnant. But the writers run from that like the Gingerbread Man from a glass of milk

Hey, it's worth watching just for Puss In Boots.


Rick Bentley

November 19, 2009 4:45 PM

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I caught up with Anthony Taylor, artistic director of the new Organic Theater Factory, to ask him some questions about the inaugural performance tonight at the Star Palace at Warnors Theatre. (The show continues various nights through Nov. 27.) Here's the interview:

As far as you know, will this be the first theater production at the Star Palace?

I'm not sure if this is the first theater production in this space, but I wouldn't be surprised. It's a very interesting space though and part of the mission of the company is to find new places to produce theater in Fresno. It doesn't have to be in a traditional theater to be enjoyable and in some cases the unique nature of the space can add to the overall product.

How will you use that space? How many seats?

We will be seating 100 people in the space and using the stage that exists there for concerts as the primary space for acting. Our director, Danielle Jorn, has really brought a fresh perspective to using space in exciting ways too. The first thing she told me was that we were going to need a projector, and so we are using a projector to enhance scenes and speak to where characters are throughout the show. In the future I'd love to do a show with the large floor to ceiling windows as the backdrop and the skyline in the background, but we'll save that for another show.

Donald Munro

November 19, 2009 2:18 PM

That Conan O'Brien is on a roll. First he managed to get the real Sarah Palin/Oprah interview, now he's managed to get an uncensored clip from the yet-to-be-released
"New Moon."

Check it out (clip is slightly scandalous, unless you work at a zoo):

Hmm. I knew I shouldn't have shut my eyes for that hour second during last night's Beehive screening.

Heather

November 19, 2009 2:03 PM

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A few weeks ago, I told you about Old Doc's class in pairing wines with Thanksgiving dinner. Here's a reminder that the tasting takes place 7 p.m. tonight at the Cedar and Nees store. Call (559) 224-3627 to reserve a spot.

Also, there is a tasting of Fresno State Winery's 2009 Nouveau wines from 5:30 to 8 p.m. tonight. The tasting includes the wines, hors d'oeuvres and a cooking demonstration by Fredrick Clabaugh, executive chef of the Tenaya Lodge at Yosemite.

These Nouveau wines are created in the style of Beaujolais Nouveau, the extremely young French wines released every year on the third Thursday of November. Drink them soon, for these wines are closer to juice than the complex, layered flavors of older wines.

The tasting costs $15. (Fresno State students and alumni pay $10. Fresno State Wine Club members pay $5.) It will take place in Fresno State's Enology Building, 2360 E. Barstow Ave. Guests must be at least 21 years old.

Parking permits are available at any parking dispenser on campus. Enter coupon code 16080002. For more information, call (559) 278-4867 or go here.

Joan Obra

November 19, 2009 1:57 PM

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The wait is almost over.

ABC executives just announced the sixth and final season of "Lost" will begin Feb. 2. A recap special will kick off the night at 8 p.m. followed by the two-hour premiere starting at 9 p.m.

The series will air in its regular time period -- 9 p.m. Tuesdays -- beginning Feb. 9.

"Lost" has boggled viewers and spawned discussions since it premiered Sept. 22, 2004.


Rick Bentley

November 19, 2009 1:43 PM

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As we all know by now, I'm something of a taco fiend. When I say that, I mean I'm into hole-in-the-wall taco spots and not-so-well-lit taco trucks. But that didn't mean I had anything against Taco Bell. Until now.

Have you heard about Taco Bell's new "cantina tacos?" I've started to see and hear the commercials the last couple days.

Basically, it's Taco Bell's effort to make a "real" taco. They're selling carnitas now -- as well as steak (at least they didn't call it "carne asada") and chicken.

While I'm a taco snob, I'll admit that I eat at Taco Bell sometimes. And when I heard about these new tacos, I figured it was something me and my taco taste buds needed to investigate.

Mike Oz

November 19, 2009 11:05 AM

Think Monday's Oprah interview with Sarah Palin was a waste of DVR space? Here's the interview you wish Palin had given, courtesy of Mr. Conan O'Brien and "The Tonight Show."


Calm down, President Obama haters. There's one for you, too.

Heather

November 19, 2009 10:58 AM

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Bland, bland, bland. "The Wedding Singer" is not the worst show to ever travel through the Saroyan as part of the Best of Broadway series, but it certainly didn't show much sparkle. I saw the Wednesday night performance and was mostly unimpressed with the acting, music and storyline. (The singing and staging were more than adequate, and the dancing had a few stellar moments.) This adaptation of the popular Adam Sandler/Drew Barrymore movie crammed in as many '80s references as it could, but it lacked the film's quirky, offbeat charm. The main characters, Robbie Hart (J. Michael Zygo) and Julia Sullivan (Jillian Zygo), who are husband and wife in real life, had some moments of sweetness, but there was little comic chemistry.

There's only one character who breaks through: that of Linda (Jennifer Gottlieb), the over-the-top fiancee who dumps the wedding-singer main character, Robbie. Stomping out in a Madonna-bustier-inspired wedding dress get-up, she delivers her "A Note From Linda" with a husky, grunting, full-of-herself, vocal-onslaught acerbity-- all the while offering satirical shades of the Material Girl. Later in the (admittedly better) second act, Linda shows up again, this time to steal the show once again with her over-the-top, acrobatic sexuality. If the creative team had figured out a way to extend Linda's appeal to the rest of the show, this could have been a raucous trip back to an earlier decade. Instead, it just sort of fades into the dustbin of Broadway history.

Donald Munro

November 19, 2009 10:58 AM

Remember that crazy controversial Tower District mural? Of course you do. It was only a few weeks ago that it was dominating the blogosphere. Well, one of the head muralists, Josh Wigger, is previewing his documentary about that, with some local music thrown in for good measure. It's called "Muralthon" and it's happening at Audie's Olympic.

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For more on "Muralthon" be sure to check out the latest Flowing with Famous podcast, which includes some of the muralists.

Mike Oz

November 19, 2009 10:51 AM

Well we've waited a year and the moment is here for "New Moon." Some Beehive readers saw the movie last night, including me, and hundreds of fans have tickets for tonight. So once you've seen the movie, tell us what you think.

Did the movie capture the essence of the book? Did you like the special effects? Was there a moment that really got to you? Will you see the movie again? Post you review in the comments. Next week, we'll randomly select 25 winners to receive a movie T-shirt. (Official rules and pics on the jump).

So what did I think? My review is mixed. I felt the Bella-Edward reconciliation left a lot to be desired -- it was too rushed and lacked intimacy, especially after so much time apart. I felt like some parts of this movie made Edward seem wimpy, which I never felt in the books. But, there was a lot I liked too, including the scenes depicting Bella's heartache, Alice's enthusiasm and the wolves size and might. And, the movie made me like Jacob a lot more than I did when I read the book. I do plan to see it again.

For another perspective, here's Rick's review:

Kathy Mahan

November 19, 2009 8:40 AM

LIF_SPCL_TIM_GUNN.JPG "Project Runway," 10 p.m. Lifetime: It's time to find out who is in and who is out on the season finale of this transplanted reality competition series. The second of the two-part season finale will have Irina Shabayeva, Carol Hannah Whitfield and Althea Harper vying for the runway victory.

Shabayeva is a New York designer while Whitfield calls Charleston, S.C. home. Harper is from Dayton, Ohio.

This is the first season fashion maven Heidi Klum and her partner in fashion crime, Tim Gunn, have hosted the show on the Lifetime cable channel after years on Bravo. To bad for Lifetime as this has not been the best season. But if you only watched one episode this year, you'll want to see who won. This episode sews up everything.


Rick Bentley

November 18, 2009 4:38 PM

UPDATE 5 p.m. 11/19: We finally have a winner: Steve Hernandez. (Please, folks, if you enter these giveaway contests, be sure to check your email to see if you won!!!)

ORIGINAL ENTRY: Fresno welcomes a new local theater company Thursday when the Organic Theater Factory opens its first production, the two-person musical "The Last Five Years." It plays 8 p.m. at the Star Palace at Warnors Theatre on various nights through Nov. 27. We have TWO tickets to give away to Beehive readers for opening night. For the winner, I'll pick one comment at random among those posted to this entry. You have until 9:30 a.m. Thursday to enter. Winners will be notified in an e-mail, so leave a real one. No repeat comments. You're ineligible if you've won something in the past 30 days. Complete rules after the jump.

In the meantime, check out this promo video about the play:

Donald Munro

November 18, 2009 4:14 PM

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There were lots of disappointed people this morning when tickets to Andrea Bocelli's concert Dec. 8 at the Saroyan Theatre sold out within minutes.

I got a call from a very disappointed Anita Newman of Clovis, who had asked her caregiver, Diane Lopez, to stand in line for her at the convention center box office. Lopez got there at 7 a.m. for the 10 a.m. sale, not realizing that many people (I've heard estimates ranging from 30 to 100) had been camping out since the night before. Only about 15 tickets were sold in person before the 500 available seats were gone.

"I could just cry," Newman said.

Tickets were available both at the convention center and also online, and that's where most of them were snapped up, said opera general director Ronald D. Eichman. The opera has received inquiries from all over the country regarding tickets, he said. Bocelli is only performing in six North American cities on his current tour (Fort Lauderdale, Toronto, East Rutherford, N.J., Fresno, Las Vegas and Anaheim), and his Fresno concert is in by far the smallest venue.

The intimate nature of the Fresno concert is because of a scheduling change that, at Bocelli's request, required a shift in venue from the 12,000-seat Save Mart Center to the 2,400-seat Saroyan Theatre.

Donald Munro

November 18, 2009 3:09 PM

Friends, we're only a few hours away from the screening of "New Moon" that a handful of Beehive readers are lucky enough to attend. I'll be there -- more for Beehive support than anything else.

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However, here's a confession: I have seen "Twilight." It's not exactly something I'm proud of. Not something I tell people every day. But I saw it. It was on a cross-country flight and my iPod battery was running low ... it was better than nothing.

I bring this up today because on the eve of the next wave of Twilight madness, I figure some people might either be wondering what "Twilight" is all about. Or they might just need a refresher. So below, inspired by my "Harry Potter: A Virgin's Review," I've put together a summary of the first "Twilight" movie.

Mike Oz

November 18, 2009 12:50 PM

Not that I'd ever want to disparage the personal hygiene of the hard-working cast members in Theatre Ventoux's "12 Angry Men," but thanks to director Lisa Taber's intimate staging and the play's evocative description of the cramped and heated quarters in this theater classic, I felt as if I were close enough to smell each and every one. This is less a trip to the theater than an actual camping-out experience in the jury room. I felt as if I'd been led into the chamber and told to crouch against the wall just before the jury arrived to begin deliberations.

Such intimacy works wonderfully for this stern, earnest play. It's one thing to watch "12 Angry Men" it in a large, proscenium theater sitting a fair distance from the stage. It's another to be almost on top of the actors.

This is a scrappy, bare production, but it also has a sense of authority to it -- and I'm impressed with the preparation of the actors. For long stretches of the show, I felt as if I was eavesdropping on real conversations, which is a tribute to the acting and direction.

Donald Munro

November 18, 2009 12:47 PM

Topping the Wednesday to-do list is The Lamp Post's weekly "Variety" night. This time around that brings us a date with alternative/metal band This Midnight Scene is Killing Us. More details on the flier.

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Mike Oz

November 18, 2009 11:29 AM

Bee photographer Darrell Wong got some GREAT shots last night of the "So You Think You Can Dance" tour at the Save Mart Center, including this picture-perfect view of finalist Evan Kasprzak in mid-air:

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You can see a gallery of Darrell's other photos from the show here.

As for the audience at the Save Mart, all I can say is there must be some audience members with extremely hoarse voices this morning, considering all the yelling for Fresno's Jason Glover. The first time he was introduced, there was this huge, whooshing roar from the crowd that sounded like something you'd hear at an airport. After sustained applause, he said, "My name is Jason. I'm a contemporary dancer from ... "

The crowd bellowed: "FRESNO!"

He was obviously tickled at the reception. Jason told me earlier in the day that he'd been excited for this night all tour, and he marveled at the fact that his former dance teacher, Sue Sampson-Delana, actually closed down The Dance Studio of Fresno to mark the tour date. ("The whole day," he said. "That's big.") Most of the students were at the concert, it seems, more than 200 of them, all sitting in a prime section close to the stage. They held orange signs that spelled out "JASON" and a big yellow one that read "Glover Lovers."

Donald Munro

November 18, 2009 11:20 AM

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Dear Multiple Neighbors Who Are Happily Blazing Their Christmas Lights Like They're a Desperate Strip Mall or, You Know, a Theme Park:


Too soon. Too soon.

String them, sure. But don't light them. Wait just one more week. Please?


Sincerely,

Your Neighbor Who is Still Wondering What Happened to Summer

Heather

November 18, 2009 9:45 AM

It's Johnny Depp. You know -- in case you didn't already know he's sexy from years of being alive and having the ability to see things with your eyes.

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The rest of the list goes something like this:

Heather

November 18, 2009 8:58 AM


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The two women are the finalists for this 13th cycle of the reality competition show. This season's gimmick was that all of the contestants couldn't be any taller than 5-feet-7, a height considered too short for most models.

After a long season of bizarre competitions, it all comes down to tonight where either Nicole or Laura will impress the judges enough to land the title.

The CW Network series can be tedious - particularly the annoying Tyra Banks - but if you are going to watch any episode, this is the one.


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Rick Bentley

November 17, 2009 11:13 PM

Just got home from the nearly three-hour "So You Think You Can Dance" performance. Jason Glover had a grand time. His smile lit up the Save Mart, and you could tell that he was slightly awed by the roar of the crowd at every mention of his name. It isn't every day that you perform in an arena for thousands of people AND have your very own cheering section complete with five fans spelling out the letters of your first name. (There was also a sign that read "Glover Lovers.")

What did you think of the show? I'll check in tomorrow morning with my own thoughts.

Donald Munro

November 17, 2009 5:45 PM

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I had a chance to chat in person this afternoon with Fresno's Jason Glover at the Save Mart Center a few hours before he planned to go on as the hometown boy in the tour of "So You Think You Can Dance." He seemed really pumped up about the coming evening. The tour bus from Sacramento arrived in town at 4 this morning, and Jason sat up front by the bus driver as it rolled past such familiar exits as Shaw Avenue. His dad met the bus and took him home. "I kissed my mom, hugged my dad, said hi to my dog and finally got to sleep in my own bed," he says.

Jason, wearing a dark sweater and hip leather jacket, and sporting earrings in each ear, joined five other dancers in the interview room. (It was just me and a KMPH photographer representing the media -- I was a little surprised the other TV stations didn't show up considering the hometown angle, but maybe it's considered too much of a network-related thing.) Jason and the other dancers touched on a number of subjects related to the tour, including:

HANGING OUT AT HOME: More than 40 people -- including all 12 dancers, 15 or so close childhood friends, his parents plus uncles, aunts and grandma -- gathered at Jason's house today for a bountiful buffet lunch. ("My mom made me eggs and potatoes on the side -- special for me," he says.) Caitlin Kinney, Jason's first partner on the show, declared the food "amazing," adding that there were delicious Mexican-themed items on the menu that she didn't even recognize. After lunch, the dancers played a game of HORSE -- "badly," Kinney says -- and just hung out enjoying the sun. Phillip Chbeeb took a nap.

After the jump, more tidbits from Jason and the rest of the crew. Plus, I'll be posting a late review of the show tonight.

Donald Munro

November 17, 2009 3:57 PM

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As you may or may not know, I'm a guest on Alan Autry's KYNO radio show most Fridays at 11:30 a.m. talking about weekend happenings around Fresno.

In addition, our former mayor often drops some jewels that have nothing to do with weekend happenings. Remember the "Mike Oz Song?" Yeah, that was good. Still listen to it. But he may have outdone himself this time.

Ladies and gentleman of Fresno, I present to you ... Alan Autry rapping the theme song to "The Beverly Hillbillies" over the beat to Jay-Z's "Run This Town." You're welcome.

LISTEN: Alan Autry - "Beverly Hillbillies rap"

Mike Oz

November 17, 2009 2:55 PM

Dazed and Confused: still one of the best movies ever made (language NSFW).


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Heather

November 17, 2009 2:45 PM

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Score one for Shiver Fox! Word came today that the Trey Tosh/Kyle Baker 70s-inspired rock band nabbed a spot opening for KISS this Saturday at Save Mart Center.

These guys are living like rock stars this past week. As you might remember, the band had its EP release party last Friday night at Starline. I had a Q & A with Trey and Kyle in last Friday's paper talking about the band's origins and its style.

It's time to get familiar with Shiver Fox, Fresno!

Mike Oz

November 17, 2009 1:25 PM

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I already reminded you yesterday about the national tour of "The Wedding Singer" opening tonight at the Saroyan Theatre. The hometown buzz will be at the Save Mart Center, however, where you'll have the chance to cheer on Fresno's Jason Glover in the "So You Think You Can Dance" live tour. Most of the other contestants have had a chance to play their hometowns already, and now it's Jason's turn. (I wrote about his plans for today, which included inviting all the dancers over to his parents' house for a late breakfast, in the Sunday Spotlight cover story.)

I'm heading over to the Save Mart in an hour or so for the official press interview session and will come back to the office to post a pre-concert blog. Anyone have any questions you want me to ask Jason?

Donald Munro

November 17, 2009 12:43 PM

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I put together a rundown of upcoming comedy shows that was in The Bee today. The biggest news is that Jerry Seinfeld will be back in Fresno, playing Saroyan Theatre on March 25. Tickets are on sale Dec. 4 and cost $47, $63 and $78.

Also included are details on upcoming local dates with Ron White, the Bob & Tom Comedy All-Stars, Bill Engvall and Gabriel Iglesias, as well as a few events scheduled for this weekend. Read the whole thing here or check out some fliers after the jump.

Not included is a Saturday show at Hanford Fox Theatre with Greg Hahn. Buy tickets here if that's something you want to check out.

Mike Oz

November 17, 2009 10:53 AM

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At Starline tonight, Love the Captive has turned over its regular Tuesday night slot to another Fresno promoter Religious Appeal, which has put together a rock night of its own.

Headlining is Bay Area pop-punk band This Time Next Year, which is signed to Equal Vision Records.

Also on the bill are local bands Mane Horse and Ballad: The Memory, plus Bridges, who, for the life of me, I couldn't find a link for.

Love the Captive is back next Tuesday night with its Thanksgiving Bash featuring Buffalo Guns, Style Like Revelators and more.




*Actual pajamas not guaranteed.

Mike Oz

November 17, 2009 9:45 AM

Oh man, talk about the ultimate time-waster. Did you ever do the thing where you try to name all 50 states in 6 minutes? Well, this is like that, only twice as hard.

Name the 100 most used words in 12 minutes.

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I'm sorry to say that I only managed to guess 54 words. Here's a hint: read the instructions before you start (not after) and you'll beat my number for sure. Good luck!

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Heather

November 17, 2009 9:34 AM


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Former New York zoo residents Alex (voiced by Ben Stiller), Marty (Chris Rock), Melman (David Schwimmer) and Gloria (Jada Pinkett Smith) are trying to make their way back to New York. Their latest attempt fails but they get a second chance when Santa Claus crashes his sleigh. When jolly St. Nick is left with no memory, the animals decide to deliver all of the presents and then land in New York.

Powered by the penguins - hands down the funniest group of cartoon characters on TV these days - the Christmas escape plan begins.

"Merry Madagascar" has enough cartoon action to entertain the youngest of TV watchers. It's also so smartly written, parents won't get bored. It's not in the same league as "A Charlie Brown Christmas," but "Merry Madagascar" deserves to be put on the list of annual holiday programs.

Rick Bentley

November 16, 2009 5:48 PM

It's what every choral conductor fears most: At the last minute, one of your soloists isn't ready to go on.

That was the situation Friday morning for Fresno Community Chorus conductor Anna Hamre. Her bass soloist for the Mozart Requiem, Anthony Radford, had started feeling ill on Thursday. By Friday, he didn't have a voice at all. And the Sunday concert was just three days away.

That's when a young father of 2 -- a Navy man from Lemoore named Thomas Drew Duncan -- saved the day.

Chris Darling, the chorus manager, writes:

Anna immediately began calling all over the state to try to find a replacement. All the singers we called who could have stepped in were already booked. The part calls for a low "G" and Anna thought to herself, "who do I know locally that can sing a low G?" She remembered a young, Navy man who had auditioned for the choir, had a wonderful voice and could definitely sing the low G. She called him, asked him to take a look at it, he agreed, she drove to Lemoore to rehearse with him, and Voila!

Donald Munro

November 16, 2009 5:27 PM

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Sarah Palin usually gets more play over on the Bee's Opinion Blog, except when Tina Fey is doing her thing, but there's no denying she's sucking most of the air out of the room when it comes to pop culture this week. There's her book due out tomorrow, her Oprah appearance, her estranged son-in-law posing in the buff, her bashing of the Associated Press, her ticking off former McCain aides, and all sorts of other headline-grabbing endeavors.

What do you think? Are you going to read the book, or at least read about it? Or are you attempting to do the Cone of Silence thing and mighty irked that mention of "Going Rogue: An American Life" even seeped into the Beehive?

Donald Munro

November 16, 2009 4:10 PM

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UPDATE 5:15 p.m.: And our winners are Debi Goehring, Laura Ramirez and Johnny Missakian. Congratulations!

ORIGINAL ENTRY: The lead item in my Sunday Spotlight column is the national tour of the Broadway musical "The Wedding Singer" based on the film starring Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore. The production opens 7:30 p.m. Tuesday at the Saroyan Theatre, and I have SIX balcony tickets for opening night to give away to Beehive readers.

I'll give two tickets each to the FIRST, THIRD and SIXTH commenters to this post. You'll need to pick the tickets up Tuesday at The Bee's front lobby. Winners will be notified in an e-mail, so leave a real one. No repeat comments. You're ineligible if you've won something in the past 30 days. We won't post any comments until we have the winners. Complete rules after the jump.

Donald Munro

November 16, 2009 3:42 PM

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As you might remember, I'm no fan of Fresno Magazine's annual "Best of Fresno" list -- not its results anyway. They're usually laughable at best and depressing at worst.

Knowing that this year's "Best of Fresno" party is Tuesday (go here for details, and cue jokes about the party being in Clovis) I knew it was only a matter of time before I came across the list. And only a few more minutes until I shook my head at it.

The entire list is below. I actually don't think it's as bad as years past. You guys can go at it in the comments about what doesn't deserve to be there and what got snubbed. But I'll offer up a few thoughts:

BALLOT-STUFFING? Is it just me, or do you think that Cool Hand Luke's and Tahoe Joe's were doing some ballot-stuffing?

LATE-NIGHT WINNERS & LOSERS: I'm happy to see Livingstone's break into the pack. But I scold you, Fresno, for still making Taco Bell No. 1.

WEB WOES: Guarantee.com for best local Web site, huh? Talk about deja vu. Also interesting is that CBS47's site was No. 2. I'm sure that has nothing to do with links to 47's site on the Fresno Mag site, right?

Mike Oz

November 16, 2009 2:55 PM

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For three years now, I've participated in a delightful tradition: moderating a movie-screening night to raise money for the San Joaquin River Parkway and Conservation Trust. My latest installment of "Parties for the Parkway" came Sunday night at the home of Juan & Clara Touya, which is set up with a killer home theater system. They were joined by co-hosts Mary & Rudy Savala and approximately 30 guests for an evening of dinner, cinema, discussion and lots of impressive homemade flan. The movie: the German film "The Lives of Others," which won the 2007 Oscar for best foreign film.

And what a sharp, layered, moral-center-rattling film it is. Set in East Berlin in the early 1980s, we follow the mission of a zealous agent working for the Stasi, the dreaded secret police. He's spying on a famous playwright who because of his model-socialist ways is beyond suspicion. But the machinations of power in a totalitarian state aren't always rational. The secret agent finds his own unquestioning loyalty to the regime beginning to crumble as he gets deeper into the case. The film touches on issues of voyeurism, relativism and idealism. Just knowing that the Berlin Wall is soon to crumble adds another level of complexity.

I saw the film at the height of its Oscar glory, and I liked it then. But I REALLY liked it the second time around. This is one of the ways I love to watch a film: Catch it when it's hot, and then return to it a couple of years later for another viewing. The short-term-memory specifics have faded enough so the experience isn't numbingly boring, but enough of the broad sweep of the film remains in your consciousness that you're able to look past just the plot and do some deep exploration of characters and themes. The discussion following was great, too.

This is the second Parkway party I've done this year. In May I helped host a downtown mural tour with my Beehive colleagues. There's a whole slew of party options offered, and they're for a wonderful cause. You can check out the remaining four parties for 2009 here. When the 2010 list is announced, I'll try to remember to post it.

Donald Munro

November 16, 2009 1:41 PM

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"New Moon" is my least favorite of the four "Twilight" books, so I haven't been as crazed about this movie as I was for the first one. But that all started to change the last week couple weeks.

It started with the "New Moon" soundtrack, which I love. Then, Rick put together this fun package of interviews with the "New Moon" cast. After reading all the stories and listening to the audio clips, I was feeling more positive about the movie.

Then I watched Stephenie Meyer on Oprah. That was followed up by getting lots of happy and excited e-mails from Beehive readers who won tickets to the Wednesday screening.

This weekend I found myself talking about the movie with friends and realizing I'm really pretty excited about the movie. I even busted out my "Twilight" DVD last night to get a little fix and grabbed my copy on "New Moon" to re-read a few parts.

So, if you need a "New Moon" fix over the next few days until you see the movie, check this cool "New Moon" feature out. And, be sure to come back to the Beehive later this week and over the weekend to post your review of the movie. We'll randomly pick winners next week from the comments on that post to win movie t-shirts and posters.

Kathy Mahan

November 16, 2009 12:12 PM

Alt-rap group Flobots -- famous for their song "Handlebars" -- headlines Starline tonight. Another in what's been a crop of strong shows lately. Patrick Contreras is opening, as is Denver rock band Kinitex.

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Now here's a look at what to look forward tofor the rest of the week:

Mike Oz

November 16, 2009 9:45 AM

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Hey y'all. Here we are on yet another Monday morning wondering where the hell Sunday went. What kind of a weekend did we have? Good? Bad? Bitch cold?

FRIDAY: After a quick beer at Full Circle and an equally quick dinner at Livingstone's, I headed to the Tower Theatre for Fresno Filmworks' screening of Art & Copy, which I found to be ... meh.

Following the film, I walked over to Veni Vidi Vici, where I ran into the fine folks known as Love The Captive, who convinced me to jog over to Starline to catch Shiver Fox. Being an old woman, I only managed to stay awake for three Shiver Fox songs, so I'll reserve judgment on the new band. I will say, however, that I really rather liked opening act Poor Man's Poison.

Heather

November 16, 2009 9:16 AM

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"WWII in HD," 9 p.m. History Channel: Rare color film footage has been mixed with photographs to tell the stories of 12 people who served in the war through this 10-part history of World War II. This effort presents World War II with the same skill and quality of Ken Burns' much heralded "The Civil War."

This documentary was put together using thousands of hours of archival footage gathered from a global search of basements and archives. These images tell the stories of a variety of veterans from Army nurse June Wandrey, who served from the beginning of the war to the liberation of the camps in Germany, to Shelby Westbrook, a member of the famed Tuskegee Airmen.

This 10-hour series is narrated by Emmy Award winner Gary Sinise.

Tonight's episodes include The Marines attack on Tarawa Island and the invasion of Normandy. The series continues through Thursday.

Rick Bentley

November 14, 2009 7:18 AM

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It isn't often that a concert pianist from Belgium hops in a plane, flies to Fresno to perform, then turns around and goes back home, but that's Nikolaas Kende's itinerary this weekend. He performs 7 p.m. Sunday at Fresno State's Concert Hall as part of the Philip Lorenz Memorial Keyboard Concerts series. I caught up with him via email to ask him about his Fresno concert.

Question: I understand this will be the second U.S. city in which to play. What was your first?

Answer: The first was Waco, Texas where I performed the first Brahms piano concerto with the Waco Symphony Orchestra led by Steven Heyde.

Do you have any other concerts scheduled during your upcoming trip to California?

No, this is the only concert in America, in fact I have to get back very quickly (monday very early) since I have tuesday a concert in Brussels.


Donald Munro

November 13, 2009 5:07 PM

I know how much you 'hivers like a bargain, so here's the latest crop of cheap eats:

Pizza Fusion -- until 9 p.m. Sunday
Pizza Fusion has a deal for its e-mail club members until Sunday night. The details: Buy a regular or personal-sized pizza and get a second one free. (The second pizza has to cost the same, or less, than the one you buy. The offer is good for dine in, take out or delivery.)

Interested? Fill out a form at the restaurant or e-mail Pizza Fusion owner Mike Parisi at m.parisi@pizzafusion.com. If you're already part of the club, remember to print out the e-mail with the deal's details. Show it to the cashier or the delivery guy to get your free pizza.

Jamba Juice -- 2-5 p.m. Tuesday
Jamba Juice is giving away its new California flatbreads at participating stores for one afternoon. (Call ahead to make sure your store has 'em.)

There are four flavors. Three of them have really silly names: Tomo Artichoko, MediterranYum, Four Cheesy and Smokehouse Chicken. Warning: Some of the reviews of these breads have been pretty bad.

If you try one, feel free to leave your own review in the comments.

Wahoo's Fish Taco -- Nov. 21
All of Wahoo's locations are celebrating the chain's 21st anniversary by giving away free meals, gift cards, and more. Call the Fresno restaurant for more details.

Joan Obra

November 13, 2009 4:20 PM

UPDATE: The winners are: Amber, Kristin, Michael Torres, Lisa Vang, oona171717, Lauren R., Bella, Becky Lindh, Art Falcon, Renee, Brian Murray, Tanya, Shelly, Kaylynn Conant, Nichole Leyva, Kathy Pippig, Lissa777, Cristobal, John, Jennifer, Amanda Castro, MikeQ, Jim Stempien, mari, Estie. All winners have been sent an e-mail with details about picking up the tickets. Congratulations!

Be sure to come back next week to post your review of "New Moon." We'll select winners from that post to win "New Moon" t-shirts.

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ORIGINAL POST: Don't hate me, but I was among the members of the press who got a chance to see "New Moon" over the weekend. I needed to see the movie to interview the cast for a package of stories you will see in the Fresno Bee and at fresnobee.com/seven.

Critics were sworn to secrecy as to the quality of the movie. My thoughts will be revealed along those lines Nov. 20 when the movie opens.

Some of you will get to evaluate the movie for yourself before it opens to the public. The Beehive is giving away 25 pairs of tickets to see the 7 p.m. Nov. 18 sneak preview of "New Moon." The screening will be held at the Manchester Stadium 16.

All you have to do is leave a comment below telling us why you're anticipating the movie. The 25 winners will be randomly selected from those comments. Use a real e-mail address because we will notify winners via e-mail. Tickets will have to be picked up at The Fresno Bee. Entries will be taken until noon Friday and winners will be announced Friday afternoon. (Please note, these tickets do not guarantee you will get a seat at the screening because the movie studio gives out more tickets than seats to ensure a full house.)

Good luck and I hope to see you at the "New Moon" screening.

Official rules on the jump.

Rick Bentley

November 13, 2009 3:05 PM

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Last-minute reminder: The Fresno Philharmonic is providing a great family-friendly opportunity tonight designed to get kids more comfortable with classical music. Here's our item from today's 7 Things to Do list:

7:30 p.m. Friday / Saroyan Theatre, 700 M St. / (559) 261-0611, fresnophil.org / $15, $10 children

Kids, we'd like you to meet this really cool guy named Tchaikovsky. The Fresno Philharmonic joins with Classical Kids Live! for a theatrical symphony presentation geared toward budding musical lovers ages 6 and up. The story tells of the composer's arrival in New York for the grand opening of Carnegie Hall. Free games and activities will begin at 6:30 p.m. in the lobby.

Donald Munro

November 13, 2009 2:45 PM

I didn't go see David Cook at Table Mountain last night. I wouldn't go watch any "American Idol," unless it was Taylor Hicks sweeping up a 7-11. But I got an e-mail from one concertgoer not so thrilled with the show:

Did you see David Cook last night? Am I getting too damn old or was it just chest thumping, brain-numbing, ear-splitting noise?

Agree? Disagree? Thoughts?

Mike Oz

November 13, 2009 2:20 PM

Come one, come all. Post No Bills has something for you to do this weekend, next weekend and beyond.

Below you'll find the biggest collection of Fresno event fliers and posters anywhere on the whole entire Internets. Concerts, clubs, community events -- it's all here. So give your browser a second to load, grab your calendar and start planning.

As always, we welcome contributions from bands, artists, venues, promoters and regular joes. Send links to mosegueda@fresnobee.com.

Mike Oz

November 13, 2009 2:14 PM

The news of Pacific Seafood's upcoming closure has traveled far and fast, and some of you already have contacted me asking for the restaurant's recipes. In addition to the ones for house dressing and sauteed scallops, I also found the clam chowder in our archives.

Apologies for the delay in posting this; I've been tied up testing more Thanksgiving recipes for next week's food section.

Also please note that I have not tested the recipes below. They come straight from The Bee's archives.

Pacific Seafood's house dressing
Makes about 5 cups of dressing

1 cup wine vinegar
4 cups olive oil
2 tablespoons Dijon mustard
2 tablespoons dry mustard
1-1/2 teaspoons black pepper
2 tablespoons dry tarragon leaves
1 teaspoon salt

Blend the ingredients with a wire whisk until well blended.

This recipe was printed in The Bee on 8/7/1991.

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Joan Obra

November 13, 2009 12:16 PM

Because The Beehive said so ...

1. GET DOWN WITH SHIVER FOX
Will Shiver Fox be Fresno's next awesome band? Perhaps. The group is formed by two guys with lots of local music cred -- Trey Tosh and Kyle Baker, ex of Flight 409. Read more about them in this Artists You Should Know Q & A, and then check 'em out tonight at Starline for their EP release party. Here's a sample of Shiver Fox is doing.

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Mike Oz

November 13, 2009 12:15 PM

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First off, here are our two winners for the "All in the Timing" ticket giveaway for this weekend: Amy Hance and Kelly Hawthorne. Each wins two tickets. Congrats.

I talked with some of the show's creative team last week and wanted to share some of their answers to give a little more background for people not familiar with the show:

Question: For people who aren't familiar with the Rogue "All in the Timing" productions, fill them in. Are you now presenting the full David Ives script?

Answer: "All In The Timing" is a collection of hilarious short comedies by David Ives, and we are presenting an evening (or afternoon) of our favorites. Think of it as sketch comedy a la "Saturday Night Live", but with an irreverent appreciation of relationships, language, and philosophy rather than politics and pop culture. There are 14 plays in the complete collection, and presenting them all would be too long for a single evening. We selected 8, including 4 we performed at Rogue Festival 2008 and 3 we did at Rogue 2009, plus 1 that is entirely new for us. Each play has humor on all levels as well as light but poignant commentary on the human condition.

Donald Munro

November 13, 2009 10:31 AM

In my 7 column today, I wrote about Little Tito, a nation-traveling bobblehead who got his start here in Fresno. It's a long (but amusing) story that you can read in full here. The short version is that Little Tito's owner was moving out of Fresno for a new job, but some co-workers kidnapped Tito and have since sent him around the country.

He's been to all kinds of cool places -- the NBA Finals, New Orleans, the owner's suite at Fenway Park. Last week, he ended up in my hands for a tour of Fresno. He's got a Twitter account (@littletito) and a blog (littletito.tumblr.com) where his travels are documented. But here's a sneak peek at what Tito did with me in Fresno.

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Mike Oz

November 13, 2009 9:11 AM

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Movies
"Pirate Radio": The film has the energetic pop of a Mick Jagger dance move, the infectious nature of a Jimi Hendrix guitar riff and the entertainment value equal to the entire Beach Boys catalogue. In other words: The film rocks.

DVD
"Up": A grumpy old man and a young boy sail away to an animated adventure. The computer-generated film features the voice of Ed Asner. This offering is a long way from the light entertainment of a "Toy Story" or "Monsters, Inc." It features the same first-rate animation, but the movie often has a very emotional side that goes a long way toward making this effort remarkably touching.

Television
"Sunday Night Football," 5:20 p.m. Sunday, KSEE (Channel 24.1): The scoring should be high as the Indianapolis Colts play host the New England Patriots in this NFL showdown.

Rick Bentley

November 13, 2009 9:06 AM

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"The Soup," 10 p.m. E! Entertainment: Joel McHale hosts this weekly assault of everything stupid in the world of entertainment. His Sahara dry wit is perfect when talking about everything from Tyra Banks (a favorite target) to Whitney Houston (another favorite target).

If you are only familiar with McHale from his role on the NBC Thursday comedy "Community," don't use that as your yardstick. McHale's acting needs some work. He's obviously much more comfortable when he's talking directly to the camera. It may just be that the jokes on "The Soup" are funnier.

The fast-paced show throws verbal jabs with deadly comedic accuracy. "The Soup" is quick, funny and at times a little mean. That's a perfect blend for what should be your weekly guilty pleasure.

Rick Bentley

November 13, 2009 8:30 AM

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UPDATE: Congrats to our winners -- Kristy Page and Tania. Enjoy the movie!

ORIGINAL POST: All right, filmgoers, we've got a chance for you to skip the multiplex this weekend and see something a little different.

Tonight, Fresno Filmworks is screening "Art & Copy" at the Tower Theatre. And we've got free tickets.

We'll give passes to the SECOND and FOURTH commenters. There are two screenings, one at 5:30 p.m. and one at 8 p.m. Tickets will be good for either showing.

Tickets can be claimed at Will Call. A few notes: Winner will be notified in an e-mail, so leave a real one. No repeat comments. You're ineligible if you've won something in the past 30 days. We won't post any comments until we have a winner. Complete rules after the jump.

Mike Oz

November 13, 2009 6:02 AM

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In Friday's 7 section I have an interview with Lisa Taber, director of the new Theatre Ventoux production of "12 Angry Men," which opens 8 p.m. tonight at the Cal Arts Blackstone Theatre. Here's the full interview:

Question: Why "12 Angry Men"?

Answer: We [Theatre Ventoux co-founders Greg and Lisa Taber] ran into Jim Tuck on New Year's Eve and were talking theater. He mentioned "12 Angry Men" as a show he'd love to do, along with a number of actors, and wished someone in town would stage it. Greg and I thought it was a great idea, ran with it, and 11 months later, here we are. Also, we thought doing this play would be a nice counterpoint to "The Anastasia Trials in the Court of Women," which featured an all-female cast.

Donald Munro

November 12, 2009 3:23 PM

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Venues come and they go. Such are the ups and downs of the local music scene. Here comes another down.

The Lucky 13, a rock bar and concert venue, is closing after this weekend. Lucky 13, located in central Fresno near Highway 99 at 4113 W. Swift Ave., opened in 2004 and was a month away from celebrating five years.

Owner Lucinda Barnett says the economy has squeezed her out of business. "It's just not enough," she says of the money the venue was pulling in. "It's been my love. I'm a singer/songwriter myself. The focus was never the alcohol. It was always a venue to me."

Final shows are lined up for this weekend. On Friday night, local acts Synezra, Blackbird, Hot Shade and This Planet, Prelude will be playing.

On Saturday, for Lucky 13's final night, Los Angeles band Giant State headlines at 8 p.m. with Grooveyard, Space Hooker and Counter-Clockwise also on the bill.

Mike Oz

November 12, 2009 2:56 PM

Last week we gave away four tickets to last weekend's performances of the Artists' Repertory Theatre production of "All in the Timing." We have four more tickets to give away for this weekend as well. The show, which brings together the David Ives short plays that were a hit at the last two Rogue festivals, plays 8 p.m. Friday, 8 p.m. Saturday and 2 p.m. Sunday at the Cal Arts Severance Theater.

I'll pick TWO commenters to this post at random and give them two tickets each. I'll be picking the winners at 10 a.m. Friday, which is the deadline for comments. The tickets will be available at the door. Winners will be notified in an e-mail, so leave a real one. No repeat comments. You're ineligible if you've won something in the past 30 days. We won't post any comments until we have a winner. Complete rules after the jump.

Donald Munro

November 12, 2009 1:32 PM

My column yesterday about this week's screenings of Fresh and Food, Inc. raised a question about the future of agriculture. Will sustainable ag remain a niche market, or will it grow to compete on a much larger scale with conventional ag?

These are some provocative movies, and I bet they'll result in lively discussion tonight and tomorrow about the definition of sustainability. Will someone bring up the argument that grass-fed cattle have a higher carbon footprint than grain-fed cattle? Will others mention the limitations of looking only at food miles, as described here and here?

We'll see. In the meantime, feel free to share your take below. For more info, here are the movie trailers:

Food, Inc.:

Fresh:

Joan Obra

November 12, 2009 12:12 PM

Completely unrelated to my earlier Met post, here's a promising option for tonight: another of the museum's wine-tasting and lecture programs. I went to one of these events this summer and had a good time: lots of good wine and eats, too! The museum reports:

Tonight's tasting is themed Festive Wines for Holiday Feasts. The Met offers a unique setting for the Science of Wine Series lecture and tasting with Vino 100's Chuck Van Fleet and Central Valley's favorite wine broker, Chris Turner, hosting an intellectual and entertaining conversation about all things wine.
Meet us at the Founders Room on the 5th floor of the Museum at 6pm for some tasty treats and wonderful wines with a fabulous view of Downtown Fresno. The cost is $20 for members and $25 for non-members and special pricing for bottles of the evening's wines will be available.
Contact Amanda Allen at 559/441-1444 ext. 213 to reserve your space for tonight. The evening is limited to 40 paid reservations with only a few seats still available.

Donald Munro

November 12, 2009 11:48 AM

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Lots of rumors have been floating around in recent days about the Fresno Metropolitan Museum's finances, even after the city bailout. Bee reporter George Hostetter addresses some of them in today's paper. The upshot:

City Manager Andy Souza on Wednesday said museum officials have told him there is good news and bad news in the museum's finances. "Their gate revenues are up, but they're having some challenges they didn't expect on the fundraising," Souza said.
Executive director Dana Thorpe, in a written statement to The Bee, said: "Questions regarding our sustainability have been raised, and I answer that in this current economy, unrestricted income is needed to operate the museum."

What do you think? Will the Met be able to drum up enough donations to survive?


Donald Munro

November 12, 2009 11:39 AM

David Cook is at Table Mountain Casino tonight, and that heads up a nice list of happenings tonight in and around our great city. Cook's show is long sold out, so if you're a David Diehard, hope you already got some tickets. If you haven't yet, you can read my Q & A with the "American Idol" winner.

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Mike Oz

November 12, 2009 9:21 AM

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"CSI," 9 p.m. KGPE (Channel 47.1): Tonight's episode of the crime drama is the final part of the trilogy that started Monday on "CSI: Miami" and continued in Wednesday's episode of "CSI: New York."

The crime is nothing that unusual. Finding chopped up body parts has been a plot on all three of the shows. What has been fun is to see the major players on the crime dramas get together.

The best has been Laurence Fishburne's Dr. Raymond Langston making the trip from Las Vegas to Miami. He actually brought a little energy to the show since David Caruso's Lieutenant Horatio Caine can be so deadly serious.

Other TV news: Two more network series have been canceled. ABC has pulled the plug on "Hank" to go with the earlier cancelation of "Eastwick." And Fox has finally put "Dollhouse" to rest, a show that didn't deserve a second season.

Rick Bentley

November 12, 2009 9:00 AM

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UPDATE: We got a winner! Congrats, Mario!

ORIGINAL POST: Here's a giveaway that's a little different for us: We've got a pair of tickets to the Huntington Boulevard Historic Home Tour, happening this week on, you guessed, Huntington Boulevard.

The event is presented by the Fresno City and County Historical Society, so clap for them, if you like this sort of thing.

We'll give the tickets to the FIRST commenter who wants 'em. Tickets will need to be picked up here at The Fresno Bee. A few notes: Winner will be notified in an e-mail, so leave a real one. No repeat comments. You're ineligible if you've won something in the past 30 days. We won't post any comments until we have a winner. Complete rules after the jump.

Just a head's up on some other giveaways coming your way soon: We've got tickets to this week's Fresno Filmworks showing of "Art & Copy," more tickets for "All in the Timing" and a chance to see The Fresno Philharmonic.

Mike Oz

November 11, 2009 5:44 PM

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Big changes have been going on at hip-hop/R & B radio station B95 with regards to its on-air talent. In the past few weeks, the station lost both afternoon jock Danny Salas (who also did Ruthless Radio on Sunday nights) and Mo'nique, who co-hosted their Juice Crew morning show and was on from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m.

Things got especially drama-filled on Friday, the day Mo was fired, because she appeared on rival Q97 later that night. It was reminiscent of the good ol' WWF/WCW pro wrestling wars.

As Rick Bentley reports in his weekly column, B95 brass isn't talking about what happened or what its plans are. And Q97 said they didn't officially hire Mo'nique, just gave her a tryout. B95's John Magic did announce via Twitter that he's moved from nights to afternoons.

It'll be interesting to see what happens on our local hip-hop airwaves in the coming weeks. Although, I hesitate to even call Q97 a hip-hop station anymore, as they've gone toward playing a lot more Taylor Swift, Britney Spears and Lady Gaga lately.

B95, on the other hand, lost the closest thing resembling a real hip-hop show with Ruthless Radio, which at least switched up the playlist from what is an otherwise conservatively programmed mix of Pitbull, Jeremih, Drake and more Pitbull.

Mike Oz

November 11, 2009 3:05 PM

A couple cool things to do tonight, one for the rockers and one for the dancers. At Babylon, there's a drum and bass/jungle/dubstep show -- if you wanna party like it's the weekend on a Wednesday. Elsewhere, The Next Bar continues its Wednesday Rocks weekly series with Insect, Grooveyard and No Halo.

Mike Oz

November 11, 2009 1:24 PM

Our little discussion about knife skills reminded me of the videos we did with Wendy Carroll, the private chef behind Seasoned to Taste.

If you're cooking Thanksgiving dinner, now's the time for a short course on handling knives. The following eight videos will list the essential knives for your kitchen, tell you about Epicurean cutting boards (love them!) and teach you how to care for your knives.

You'll also see techniques for cutting onions, garlic, red peppers, carrots (into a julienne and a batonette), spinach (into a chiffonade), tomatoes and herbs.

These videos accompanied my story about knife skills. Enjoy!

Joan Obra

November 11, 2009 12:53 PM

Nature is so much cooler than everything else. Take the following story about a shark who gave another shark a C-section at Kelly Tarlton's Underwater World in New Zealand.

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Visitors were shocked to see one shark bite another in the belly, and were even more shocked when four baby sharks spilled out of the wound. Sharks biting each other is fairly common, but this was no ordinary bite. According to one of the aquarium's employees, "It had to bite a certain part to let them out and do it without killing them [the babies] or her [the mother]."

Staff had no idea the shark was pregnant, and may never have known since babies born tend to be eaten right away by other sharks. The four babies were rescued in time and, along with four more babies found when the mother was stitched up, are doing fine in a nursery tank as they await release into the wild.

So cool.

Heather

November 11, 2009 11:30 AM

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"All in the Timing," a collection of short plays by the very talented playwright David Ives, was split into a couple of parts by Artists' Repertory Theatre and presented at the past two Rogue Festivals. Both outings were big artistic successes. Ives' gently absurdist contemplations of time and language fit perfectly into the Rogue's breezy, fast-paced format. Sharp performances abounded. The direction crackled. Audiences seemed to walk away exhilarated.

Now ART has brought back all the Rogue short plays, plus one bonus offering that hadn't made the cut, in an evening-length performance of "All in the Timing."

In this incarnation, the magic is harder to find. The laughs are still in evidence, but the wit and precision of the evenings is diminished.

Donald Munro

November 11, 2009 9:56 AM

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Did you go to "Michael Flatley's Lord of the Dance" last night at the Saroyan? One reader writes:

I just came from watching most of "Lord of the Dance." I say most because I couldn't stand to stay for the entire performance. The dancing was expectedly good, but that's it. There was no live band, no narrator, no free program and the costumes were horrific. During one scene the girls wore 2-piece neon spandex costumes, and during another dance tore off their dresses as if they were strippers! They used way too much make-up (bright red lipstick) and Dolly Parton wigs while acting like temptresses on stage. The red sparkling outfits with slits up the sides...excuse me, no self-respecting Irish girl would dress like that. It was a glittsey Americanized version of what used to be a cultural standard. Thumbs down.

Anyone care to rebut that view?

Donald Munro

November 11, 2009 8:55 AM

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"The 43rd Annual CMA Awards," 8 p.m. KFSN (Channel 30.1): Four-time CMA nominee Taylor Swift is the opening act for the awards show. This comes on the heels of a very impressive performance by Swift as the most recent host on "Saturday Night Live."

"The 43rd Annual CMA Awards" will be hosted by Brad Paisley and Carrie Underwood. Presenters include Dale Earnhardt Jr., Neil Flynn, Patricia Heaton, Julianne Hough, Randy Houser, The Judds, Kid Rock, Kris Kristofferson, Jake Owen, Kellie Pickler, LeAnn Rimes, Robin Roberts and Lee Ann Womack.

In addition to Swift, other performers include Jason Aldean, Brooks & Dunn, Kenny Chesney and Dave Mathews, Billy Currington, Vince Gill and Daughtry, Kid Rock and Jamey Johnson, Lady Antebellum, Miranda Lambert, Martina McBride, Reba McEntire, Tim McGraw, Brad Paisley, Darius Rucker, George Strait, Sugarland, Carrie Underwood, Keith Urban and Zac Brown Band.

Rick Bentley

November 11, 2009 8:20 AM

Two official movie posters for Tim Burton's "Alice in Wonderland" have been released, and they look pretty great.

Like many people who think Burton and Alice are a match made in heaven, I am excited for this movie's release. Or, at least, I was. Somehow in all the excitement, I missed a key fact about this movie, and it has me worried and a little bothered:

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I am of the opinion that 3D blows, and it hurts my head and my heart (and my eyes, literally) to see this stupid trend invading the movie-going experience in such a major way -- especially now that it's affecting a movie I actually want to see.

The "Alice" posters are after the jump. Enjoy them in all their 2D glory.

Heather

November 10, 2009 4:37 PM

If you watched Sunday's "Mad Men" finale, then you know how amazing it was. And you probably also want one of these now, am I right?

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And they come in a variety of colors! (You're picturing Joan Holloway Harris wearing the green one right now, aren't you?)

Heather

November 10, 2009 3:18 PM

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If you haven't yet checked out the latest iteration of TasteFresno, please do. This web site aims to celebrate Fresno's diverse food, and it will succeed only if we submit sources for the best local eats.

My favorite idea is the community cookbook. TasteFresno is collecting requests for restaurant dishes from Fresno restaurants. Want to know the recipe for the fish tacos at the latest Guadalajara? Or the lomo saltado at Limón? TasteFresno just might get it for you.

As someone who collects recipes from local chefs for stories, I can tell you firsthand that the bulk of work will be in the editing and the cooking. (Case in point: This week's food section features The Vintage Press Restaurante's Thanksgiving recipes, which had me brushing melted butter on a turkey, drying sourdough croutons in the oven and straining pan drippings for gravy last week.)

So, good luck to the TasteFresno folks as they embark on this endeavor. Here's a recipe to get them (and you) started: the sweet potato fries that Roy Harland used to make at Harland's and Max's.

Joan Obra

November 10, 2009 2:20 PM

More than 400 people packed The Cellar Door on Monday night to see New York indie band Vampire Weekend. It was a show that sold out in minutes.

Vampire Weekend mixed songs from its 2008 self-titled debut and its upcoming sophomore release, "Contra." The set was about 60% old material and 40% new. The band members were pretty tame on stage -- a definite contrast to the Cage the Elephant show on Sunday night -- but they sounded good and worked up a good rapport with the crowd. Opening act The Growlers did a good job of winning over the crowd too.

Now here are some videos:

Mike Oz

November 10, 2009 1:08 PM

Ready for something you don't see or hear everyday? Screamo/metalcore band Eyes Set to Kill, which is at Starline tonight, was started by two sisters. Yep, it would seem that screamy rock music is not just for the dudes.

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The Phoenix-bred band (signed to BreakSilence) is touring the West right now, on a Revolver-sponsored run that also includes Love Hate Hero and Dreaming of Eden.

Mike Oz

November 10, 2009 11:40 AM

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At this point I figure that everyone on the face of the planet with even the slightest interest in "Riverdance"-style entertainment has had their fill of Irish clogging, but the phenomenon rolls on. This time it's Michael Flatley's "Lord of the Dance," which opens the Broadway in Fresno season 7:30 p.m. tonight at the Saroyan Theatre. I'm not going to review the show because I saw it when it came here in 2005, and, frankly, I think I'm good for another 15 or 20 years, but I'll start a post this afternoon for reader reviews.

Donald Munro

November 10, 2009 11:36 AM

What is it with people and subways lately? You've got to respect the yellow line, people.

There's a lesson here about being stumbling drunk in public, but let's focus on the bright side instead: at least she wasn't driving, right? Responsibility win. I think.

Heather

November 10, 2009 10:54 AM

But on a different day: Dec. 8 instead of Dec. 10. And to a different venue: the Saroyan Theatre instead of the Save Mart Center.

The date had to be changed because of a conflict in Andrea Bocelli's schedule, according to the opera's press release. And because the Save Mart was already booked on the new date, the concert was moved to the Saroyan. Tickets will go on sale to the general public on Nov. 18. The full press release is on the jump.

Immediate questions: How will Fresno Grand Opera be able to pay for someone like Bocelli, who normally plays arenas, to perform in the Saroyan, a much smaller venue than the Save Mart? Will tickets have to be more expensive? The Save Mart seats between 12,000 and 13,000 for concerts like this. The Saroyan seats about 2,500. Will there be a lot of disappointed opera patrons? And will people want to travel far and wide from across the country for the chance to hear the singer in such an intimate setting? (In other words, will ticket prices soar on Craigslist?)

More details TK.

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Previously on the Beehive:
Bocelli update
Why no Bocelli tickets?

Donald Munro

November 10, 2009 8:47 AM

greek.jpg"30 for 30," 5 p.m. ESPN: The sports cable channel has been showing some very interesting films as part of the concept to present 30 films by 30 filmmakers on 30 different topics from the last 30 years in sports. Tonight's offering, "The Legend of Jimmy the Greek," looks at rise and fall of sports handicapper Jimmy Snyder.

Keith Clinkscales, senior vice president, ESPN content development and enterprises, says, "At ESPN, for the films, we wanted to find ways to tell stories that reach our fans. Our fans enjoy movies. They enjoy the form. We wanted to find different ways to make sure we had more ways to tell stories, and that's what this whole project is about, and this is what ESPN Films is about."

"The Legend of Jimmy the Greek" was directed by Fritz Mitchell. Other films in the series will be directed by Morgan Freeman, Ice Cube, Alex Gibney, Frank Marshall, John Singleton, Al Szymanski, Spike Jonze and Johnny Knoxville.

Rick Bentley

November 9, 2009 5:19 PM

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Once again, The Beehive is proud to host The Swedies, the Fresno sweding community's most prestigious award ceremony.

There were many great entries into this past Saturday's Swede Fest 4, which made these picks especially hard. We wish to applaud everybody who participated, but also want to point out some exceptional Swedes and Sweders.

Just like last years, the winners get their names in a Beehive post. Congratulations.

- Best Picture: "No Country for Old Swedes"
- Best Actor: James McLane, "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" and Parker "The Swedelot." (tie)
- Best Actress: Heidi Harian, "Stealing Magnolias."
- Best Supporting Actor: John Rios, "No Country for Old Swedes."
- Best Supporting Actress: Whitney Grover, "Blues Brothers."
- Best Director: "Titanic," Kevin Searchy
- Best Cinematography: "Once Upon A Time in the Old West," Vince Cosentino.
- Best Adapted Screenplay: "The Swedelot," The Fresno Grizzlies
- Best Original Screenplay: "Stealing Magnolias," Jessica Satori
- Best Film Editing: "The Rocketeer," dumbdrum.com
- Best Visual Effects: "The Aviator," Michael Banti.
- Best Costume/Props Design: "The Rocketeer," dumbdrum.com
- Best Documentary: "Balloon Boy," Michelle Perry and Christy Clover

You can watch all the entries at swedefest.com. Give us your "People's Choice Awards" in the comments.

Mike Oz

November 9, 2009 4:42 PM

I just saw the following commercial on TV. It's an ad for special cake pans that, when used together, make what appears to be a colossal cupcake:

Now, I don't know anything about anything, but isn't the point of cupcakes to have a self-contained cake that fits neatly into your hand; one that comes with its own little skirt to emphasize the fact that it's its own independent treat?

Why would you want a cupcake that is, as advertised, 25 times bigger? That's just a regular cake, if you ask me: one that requires cutting, a plate, a utensil for eating...

I know I'm taking this way too personally, but I officially hate the giant cupcake. It's false fun, and I'm insulted by such a blatant attempt to take advantage of my innocent affection for cupcakes.

Damn you, world. Is nothing sacred?

Heather

November 9, 2009 4:35 PM

Last week I had four people tell me they were disappointed in the new Macy's at River Park. I thought it was strange. Most of us have been to Macy's and we know what to expect. How could it be disappointing?

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So, on Friday, I had the day off and decided to check out the new store. I now get it. The store kind of feels like another department store masquerading as Macy's. It has new signs and that infamous star, but something feels off.

It might be -- as a few of my friends pointed out -- that the merchandise is placed in the exact same places (men's and home good upstairs, ladies downstairs) as it was in the old Gottschalks. But, I noticed a couple other things too:

Kathy Mahan

November 9, 2009 3:55 PM

Not much new to report, I'm afraid. I'm getting more calls/emails from readers wondering what's going on with Bocelli's announced Dec. 10 concert for Fresno Grand Opera at the Save Mart Center. Tickets were originally scheduled to go on sale to the general public a week ago. One reader says:

I'm concerned about the Fresno Opera and Bocelli. We had tickets for the Bocelli concert. We noticed on our credit card account that we have been credited back for [the purchase], and we're wondering why. Nobody for two weeks at the office has been answering or returning phone calls.

The reader, a season subscriber, was annoyed that the opera has been so tight-lipped about the issue. She also said that a recent meeting was cancelled for the opera's Team of 200, the mover-and-shaker group of donors formed to advance the cause of Fresno Grand Opera.

I did receive a statement Friday from Fresno Grand Opera's Ron Eichman. He wrote:

Sorry I've not been able to return your call earlier in the week. We should have confusion cleared up regarding AB concert first part of week.

Mike Scott, on his Channel 47 blog, has been tracking this story as well. I'll let you know as soon as I hear anything new.


Donald Munro

November 9, 2009 2:27 PM

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According to the latest restaurant rumor, The Chef's Table is about to shut down.

It's not true, says Mike Shirinian, who owns The Chef's Table and the Elbow Room in Fig Garden Village. Here's what is true: Executive chef Malachi Harland will leave The Chef's Table in 2010. Harland plans to spend some time cooking in Spain, Shirinian says.

That means fans of Harland's cooking should head to The Chef's Table soon for dinner or these events.

After Harland's departure, expect to see some changes at The Chef's Table. Shirinian is staying mum on the details until they're worked out. Stay tuned.

Above: Malachi Harland teaches a cooking class at The Chef's Table. Photo credit: Mark Crosse, The Fresno Bee

Joan Obra

November 9, 2009 2:00 PM

Day Three of our awesome concert trifecta is tonight in downtown Visalia, where Vampire Weekend is playing The Cellar Door. Sorry to inform you all that the tickets are long gone. So if you don't already have them, we're sorry -- but we did warn ya. It should be a great show, these guys' music is so catchy and I'm guessing it's going to translate into a fun show. I'll do my best to come back to Fresno with some video/pics for you guys.


Below you'll find some other stuff to do tonight, plus all the happenings for the week ahead. Enjoy:

Mike Oz

November 9, 2009 11:48 AM

Cage the Elephant packed 'em into Audie's Olympic on Sunday night. It was a sold-out crowd, all rockin' out to the Kentucky-bred band's rock-meets-funk sound.

It was actually a lot more rambunctious than I expected. Some guy even walked past me throwing up the devil horns and yelling "Hardcore!" While, I wouldn't go that far, there was some moshing and stage diving from audience members.

But Cage the Elephant were the stars of the show, playing a tight 50-minute set of songs off their self-titled debut album. That included their hit, "Ain't No Rest for the Wicked." Here are some videos, including one from opening act Morning Teleportation.

The quote of the night came from Rick Roddam, of 105.1 The Blaze, who said: "This is one of those shows that five years from now, 1,500 people will say they were at."

Mike Oz

November 9, 2009 10:13 AM

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It's never a good sign when you wake up exhausted on Monday morning -- yet that was me a couple hours ago. But here I am, ready to dominate another week. Here's what made me so tired this weekend. Add your own weekend adventures in the comments:

FRIDAY
- I started my weekend at Creative Fresno's monthly blender. November's took place over at Silver Dollar Hofbrau. It was good times hanging with a bunch of Fresno creatives, many of whom I already knew and some who I was meeting for the first time. I met some of the ladies behind Fresno Etsy Especial and they are -- cheap plug alert -- having a holiday crafts bazaar next month.

SATURDAY
- Sanger Firsts! I went to lunch with James of Taste Fresno and we tried the tacos at Sanger Colimas. Pretty darn good, especially the carnitas. James wrote a review on his site and I gave my two cents as an assist.

- Swede Fest 4 was standing room only at Starline. Good to see people out supporting something different and not-so-mainstream. There were some really good entries this year -- our own Heather McLane even made a Swede. You can check out the Swedes from the comfort of your computer by visiting swedefest.com. Oh, and one more note: We need more events that start at 5 p.m.

Mike Oz

November 9, 2009 9:08 AM


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"Lopez Tonight," 11 p.m. TBS:George Lopez is going to shake up the late-night talk show world with his new cable program. Lopez wants his new talk show to be more of a party, not just a series of chats and musical performances. That's exactly what late-night television needs. It needs energy. It needs excitement. Lopez will have guests. Tonight's lineup includes Ellen DeGeneres, Eva Longoria Parker and Kobe Bryant. You can bet the conversations with the celebrities won't be the tradition gabbing about their next big project. If all goes as planned, Lopez will give TV watchers a reason to stay up late.

Rick Bentley

November 8, 2009 5:12 PM

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He came, he saw, he conquered. And Jay-Z didn't need an encore to win over the Fresno crowd. It seemed like he had them the second he stepped on stage.

Jay-Z, the biggest star in rap, had the Fresno crowd on its feet pretty much all night, zooming through a setlist of hits in the almost-two-hours he was on stage. The show might not have been a complete sellout, but it was pretty full.

Who was there? What did you think? Did he prove that he's the best rapper out there? Or have you seen better? What did you think of Hov's set list? The crowd? What about opening acts N.E.R.D., Wale and J. Cole? Chime in on any of that, plus whatever else you want. You can also upload your own photos over here.

UPDATE: My reviews, photos and videos are all below. Check 'em out.

Mike Oz

November 8, 2009 8:08 AM

Remember the soccer player who dropped an opponent with a vicious tug of her ponytail?

This horse saw that and was all, "B****, that's not how you pull a tail."

Heather

November 8, 2009 12:17 AM

In Sunday's Spotlight section, my column is about my recent trip to New York City to attend the National Endowment for the Arts classical music/opera institute. We covered lots of issues during the 10 days, and I wanted to at least touch on some of them in digest form. Some I'm sure I'll be pursuing for future stories, and others I just wanted to pass along.

Plus, I wasn't going to let you get away without me rhapsodizing about my list of all the Broadway shows I saw. More on that at the end of the post. First, about the music:

DIMINISHING SUPPORT?
Essentially, we're coming off an era in which there was unprecedented broad financial support for the arts from government and foundations. The Ford Foundation alone, with its historic gifts to orchestras in the 1960s, was almost singlehandedly responsible for creating a new "musician class" in which players in medium-sized cities were actually able to make decent livings. This was a major point emphasized by the institute's co-director, Joseph Horowitz, who wrote the book "Classical Music in America." (Some people say, in fact, that there are too many orchestras playing in venues that are too large -- creating an oversupply of product.) Now foundations like Ford are shifting priorities away from classical music. To survive in the future, orchestras will have to find more individuals to support them rather than institutions.

Donald Munro

November 7, 2009 11:49 AM

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Yesterday was National Nachos Day, and I totally missed it. I missed it.

Here is my promise to you, the American people: I will make up for this oversight in a big way in the upcoming days and weeks until National Nachos Day comes back around.

7-Eleven nachos, ballpark nachos, Nacho Bellgrande, Nachos Supreme, Fully Loaded Nachos, Irish Nachos, steak nachos, chicken nachos, Nacho Libre -- no nacho will go unturned or undigested until this mistake has been rectified.

Count on it.

Heather

November 7, 2009 9:40 AM

Try as you might to avoid it, I'm sure you've heard at least part of that Miley Cyrus song where she's caterwauling about listening to Jay-Z. It's unavoidable.

You know what's totally avoidable, though? Jay-Z songs, at least for Miss Miley. Check out her answer when she's asked in an interview which of Jay-Z's songs she's singing about (skip to 2:55 for the response):

Holy crap. Did anyone else know this girl sounds like a 50-year old truck stop waitress with a two-pack-a-day habit? How did that little blond girl not run from the room crying when Miley barked at her with that paint-peeling voice that she was wearing her Halloween costume ("I don't dress like this every day. I'm not crazy. Now, you want those eggs scrambled or sunny side up? *coughhackcough*").

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Heather

November 7, 2009 8:30 AM

As you know by now, Jay-Z is in Fresno tonight, but it's only the latest stopper for the superstar rapper, who this week is earning his jet-setting reputation.

Here's a video of him performing with U2 on Thursday night in Berlin at the MTV European Music Awards.


Less than 24 hours later, here's Jigga celebrating the Yankees World Series win at home in NYC. He performed "Empire State of Mind" on Friday in front of city hall.

Mike Oz

November 6, 2009 4:19 PM

UPDATE: We have our winners: Robert Boro and Lauren Bagato. Thanks for playing!

ORIGINAL ENTRY: This is absolutely last-minute, folks, and a golden opportunity for those of you hanging out here on a late Friday afternoon. I have FOUR tickets to give away to the Artists' Repertory Theatre production of "All in the Timing," which continues this weekend at the Severance Building. (This is a combination of the two wildly popular Rogue Festival presentations.) Tickets are good for the 8 p.m. Friday, 8 p.m. Saturday or 2 p.m. Sunday performances. I'll give two tickets to the FIRST commenter to this post and two tickets to the THIRD commenter. The tickets will be available at the door. Winner will be notified in an e-mail, so leave a real one. No repeat comments. You're ineligible if you've won something in the past 30 days. We won't post any comments until we have a winner. Complete rules after the jump.

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Donald Munro

November 6, 2009 3:58 PM

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UPDATE: Congrats to Gracie, who is our winner. Thanks for playing everyone. Have a good weekend.

ORIGINAL POST: Unlike the fun we were having this morning, this is a real contest. We have a four-pack of tickets for The Fresno Met during the run of its The Art of Dr. Seuss exhibit. As you can see, they're good-looking tickets too. They're also good until Jan. 17.

The FIFTH commenter on this post will win the tickets. Tickets can be picked up at The Fresno Bee, starting on Monday. A few notes: Winner will be notified in an e-mail, so leave a real one. No repeat comments. You're ineligible if you've won something in the past 30 days. We won't post any comments until we have a winner. Complete rules after the jump.

Mike Oz

November 6, 2009 2:45 PM

Come one, come all. Post No Bills has something for you to do this weekend, next weekend and beyond.

Below you'll find the biggest collection of Fresno event fliers and posters anywhere on the whole entire Internets. Concerts, clubs, community events -- it's all here. So give your browser a second to load, grab your calendar and start planning.

As always, we welcome contributions from bands, artists, venues, promoters and regular joes. Send links to mosegueda@fresnobee.com.

Mike Oz

November 6, 2009 12:42 PM

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Don't forget the Lord High Executioner this weekend. The Fresno City College Opera Musical Theatre Workshop presents Gilbert & Sullivan's "The Mikado." And you don't want to disappoint a guy with a blade.

Details: 7:30 p.m. Friday and Saturday, 2 p.m. Sunday / Fresno City College Theatre / (559) 442-8221 / $10, $7 students and seniors

Another photo and the flier on the jump.

Donald Munro

November 6, 2009 12:30 PM

Besides checking out the Swede Fest, the Creative Blender and Exene Cervenka, all of which we also recommend:

1. THROW UP THE ROC: You should already know by now -- Jay-Z is in town on Saturday night, his first ever Fresno concert, and one of only two Cali concerts he's doing this year. It oughta be fresh. You can read more about Jay-Z, and why he matters beyond just rap, in this story from today's paper. I also did an interview with his young protégé J. Cole, who is one of the show's openers along with Wale and N.E.R.D.

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Afterward, don't forget that the afterparty at Aqua Shi should be hopping too -- with Jay-Z's DJ Neil Armstrong spinning.

Mike Oz

November 6, 2009 12:22 PM

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I saw some interesting shows last night. Feel free to add your own observations about these and other venues in the comments section.

GALLERY 25
Robert Weibel is known for his "gunpowder art," and his full show at Gallery 25 -- he was scheduled to display with Karen LeCocq but she had to drop out -- is, dare we say, explosive. He has a couple of works titled "Delta Smelt," which I'm assuming is a reference to a political powder keg of a Valley water issue (sorry, I have to ease up on the munitions puns), which are stunning visually, with the mixture of gunpowder and metallic leaf making a shimmering impact on the paper. I love how Weibel organized his show, too -- to the extent that representations of birds actually seem to "flock" up a corner wall, as if they're ready to take flight. There will be a reception 1-4 p.m. Sunday at Gallery 25. The show continues through Nov. 29.

DeROUCHEY CREATIVE DESIGN STUDIO
A fun, different ArtHop stop -- definitely with a youthful vibe. Most, if not all, of the artists appeared to be recent Fresno State graduates, and the crowd in this warehouse district -- just down the street from the Chris Sorensen Studio -- brought the average ArtHop age WAY down. I ran into Fresno State art prof Doug Hansen, who was proud as a papa of his former students. One of my favorites of the bunch: Uriel Tekunoff's surrealist-style painting of a bearded man. This was a one-night-only show.

Donald Munro

November 6, 2009 11:12 AM

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I told you last month that Brad Paisley was coming back to Save Mart Center on Feb. 18. Today, I have all the details. Tickets cost $26.75, $47.75 and $57.75. They'll go on sale at 10 a.m. Nov. 14. Miranda Lambert and Justin Moore are confirmed as openers. You can buy tickets through Live Nation, Ticketmaster or at the Save Mart Center.

Mike Oz

November 6, 2009 10:44 AM

Well, I guess this is one way to get people to pay attention to college soccer.



Heather

November 6, 2009 10:26 AM

The list of people waiting to high-five that faulty appendix is growing.

The Daily Show With Jon StewartMon - Thurs 11p / 10c
The 11/3 Project
www.thedailyshow.com
Daily Show
Full Episodes
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(Jezebel explains it all here.)

Heather

November 6, 2009 8:49 AM

I'm pretty psyched about Saturday's Swede Fest. I've heard a couple secrets about swedes that will be screened. I'm not going to leak those, because it's all meant to be a surprise -- but let me just say, this sounds like the most awesome Swede Fest yet.

You might have even seen Fresno's Swede heroes, Brodiemash and Bryan, on KMPH's "Great Day" this morning. Hopefully there's a big turnout for this Fresno original.

The Beehive, of course, wants you to be at the Swede Fest on Saturday, so we're trying to hook you up with a chance to get in for free. Details and official rules after the jump ...

Mike Oz

November 5, 2009 5:30 PM

UPDATE 5:30 p.m.: The winner is Cheri Beasley. Congratulations!

ORIGINAL POST: As promised, we've got a pair of tickets for one lucky Beehive reader to attend the Fresno Fall Home Improvement Show this weekend.

The SIXTH commenter on this post will win the tickets. Tickets will have to be picked up at The Fresno Bee. A few notes: No repeat comments. You're ineligible if you've won something in the past 30 days. We won't post any comments until we have a winner. Complete rules after the jump. Winner will be notified in an e-mail.

UPCOMING BEEHIVE GIVEAWAYS
Friday: The Fresno Met's Dr. Seuss exhibit.

Kathy Mahan

November 5, 2009 4:30 PM

UPDATE 4:30 p.m. 11/5: I added a couple of other ArtHop venues in response to reader feedback today, including this image from Joan Sharma's show at the K-Jewel Art Gallery. (The artist included info about the show in the comments section.)

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ORIGINAL ENTRY 6:30 a.m. 11/5:
In Thursday's Life section I have a story about the November ArtHop, including a couple of picks for new and different venues to check out:

  • DeRouchey Creative Design Studio, at 1803 S. Van Ness Ave., for the third year opens its doors for a group show by local artists. In "Variations of Flight," the emphasis is on the process by which objects move either through the air within or beyond our atmosphere. The show includes digital photography, works in acrylic and mixed media on canvas, granite and stone.
  • Fulton's Folly Antique Collective, at 920 E. Olive Ave., features a reception for Brazil native Christina Motta, whose professional career began in 1969 with drawings and oil paintings. She has shown her works in variouscollective exhibitions and more than 25 individual exhibitions in Brazil and other south American countries.

On the jump: more info and images from these and some of the other ArtHop venues I mention.

Donald Munro

November 5, 2009 4:12 PM

Last week we gave you a Fresno-ized version of a popular song and you guys totally WTF'd it. Now we have another Fresno-centric take off that needs your verdict.

This time it's taking Jay-Z and Alicia Keys' "Empire State of Mind" (as heard before Game 2 of the World Series) -- and giving it a Fresno spin. The song is the work of Rich Nix and Koncrete Rose, and features a lot of hometown reference and shout outs. The Tower District line is probably my favorite.

Personally, if I'm picking, I prefer Planet Asia's "Fresno State of Mind" (circa 2002). But WTF of FTW isn't about my opinion. You guys need to decide whether this is a certified win or a Fresno Fail.


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WTF = What the [Fudgesicle], a.k.a. "What are you thinking?"
FTW = For the Win, a.k.a. "That idea is a victory for people everywhere."

Mike Oz

November 5, 2009 4:01 PM

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UPDATE 4 p.m. 11/5: Still no word on Bocelli tickets. The Ticketmaster site still has the Dec. 10 date listed but that tickets are "currently not on sale." The Fresno Grand Opera isn't returning calls, and the company's voice message is telling callers: "Regarding Andrea Bocelli, we are experiencing some unforeseen issues, and we are working hard to solve them. Unfortunately, we will not be taking any orders for tickets today."

ORIGINAL POST 11/4: I'm not sure why tickets for Andrea Bocelli's Dec. 10 concert with the Fresno Grand Opera at the Save Mart Center didn't go on sale as scheduled Monday, but Mike Scott, on his Channel 47 blog, has his suspicions.

I gave the Save Mart a call, and marketing manager Annie Melvold told me that she's not sure why tickets aren't yet on sale. She's supposed to get back to me when she learns anything new. I also called Ron Eichman at Fresno Grand Opera but haven't heard back from him yet, either.

I'm not ready to hunker down into "oh no he's not coming" Fresno mode, and I'm speculating that the ticket delay has something to do with how the arena is going to be configured, but as Mike points out, the Fresno concert date still isn't listed on the Gelb Promotions tour Web site. Wonder what's up?

Donald Munro

November 5, 2009 3:38 PM

The National Enquirer is reporting that Kevin Federline and his sperm of steel stood too close to girlfriend Victoria Prince and now she's knocked up with what would be his fifth child. That's not really what this post is about, though.

This is what this post is about:

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Is it me or do they look like a backwards 10?


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Heather

November 5, 2009 3:19 PM

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More stuff to do tonight! Yes, ArtHop is awesome. So are the Little Dragon and Lucky Dragons shows. We just want you to know there's all kinds of interesting stuff happening around here.

Another one is what the folks at Fresno State are calling the "Deaf Poetry Jam." Here are some details from them:

It will be a night of sounds and signs when University Courtyard's Diversity Committee presents it's first-ever Deaf & Hearing Poetry Jam. This student-run group has partnered with members of the local deaf community to present this unique event of spoken and signed works.


"It's a way for people in the deaf and hearing community to interact, and for all of us to learn from each other," said Devin Puente, chairman of the Diversity Committee, a group made up of residents who live in Fresno State's residence halls.

Mike Oz

November 5, 2009 9:13 AM

I just read this story about a 56-year old woman in Pennsylvania and her 35-year old daughter who were busted for stealing a Walmart gift card from a 9-year old who'd set the card down on a shelf as she was being helped by an employee. On her birthday.

To avoid jail time, the women agreed to a more unusual punishment: for 41 and a half hours, they will sit/stand in front of the courthouse holding a sign that reads "I stole from a 9-year old on her birthday. Don't steal or this could happen to you!"

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So I'm wondering: does the punishment fit the crime? My first reaction is to say yes. Jails are overcrowded. Public humiliation -- and worse, online humiliation -- that's a pretty decent alternative. Now, if the women had been forced to twirl the sign, or pretend to air guitar with it, then I would have said too much.

What say you? Is it time to start finding more creative solutions to California's crime problem?

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Heather

November 5, 2009 8:41 AM

Like, really doesn't like him.

[Don't watch this video if you can't handle a certain amazing swear word that begins with the letter F.]



Oddly, The Onion's online voodoo seems to have worked, kinda. Glenn Beck has been stricken with appendicitis. Seriously.

Heather

November 5, 2009 8:23 AM


vampire.JPG "Vampire Diaries," 8 p.m. KFRE (Channel 59.1): The CW Network hasn't had a lot to brag about this TV season. But this teen angst/vampire series is one positive note. It's one of the few ratings hits for the network. That could have a lot to do with how fans were already primed for a teen vampire series because of "Twilight." "New Moon" fans might find it interesting that tonight's episode features a birthday celebration. Stefan (Paul Wesley) gets a surprise visit from on old friend (Arielle Kebble) to mark the special day. Elena (Nina Dobrev) is upset by Halloween events - and who wouldn't be upset just living in a town full of vampires - so she's trying to stay away from Stefan. Let's see how long that will last. If you have not been watching the series, take a chance and sink your teeth into an episode.


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Rick Bentley

November 4, 2009 4:53 PM

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UPDATE: Congrats to our winner, Sarah! Thanks to all who played. Another giveaway coming tomorrow.

ORIGINAL POST: As promised, we've got a pair of tickets for one lucky Beehive reader to go see Little Dragon on Thursday night at Audie's Olympic. Thanks to Love the Captive for hooking those up.

Little Dragon is a killer electro-pop band that nearly sold out Audie's in its last visit to Fresno -- and should be on your radar even if you don't win. But for those hoping to get in free ...

The FIFTH commenter on this post will a pair of tickets to the show. Tickets will be picked up at will call. As usual, a few notes: No repeat comments. You're ineligible if you've won something in the past 30 days. We won't post any comments until we have a winner. Complete rules after the jump.

Remember: Everybody can have a free mp3 off Little Dragon's new album "Machine Heart" right over here.

UPCOMING BEEHIVE GIVEAWAYS
Thursday: Fresno Fall Home Improvement
Friday: The Fresno Met's Dr. Seuss exhibit.

Mike Oz

November 4, 2009 3:20 PM

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"Welcome Home, Jenny Sutter," which continues through Saturday, premiered at the Oregon Shakespeare Festival in 2008. Fresno State director Kathleen McKinley deserves kudos simply for getting such a current work onstage. In today's world of 24-hour news cycles and immediate blog postings, it's tempting to think of theater as quaint in terms of reaction time to current events. It often takes years for plays to be written and produced, and university theater seasons are often planned long in advance.

It's a pleasant surprise, then, that this drama about a woman soldier coming home from the Iraq War with a devastating injury has a ripped-from-the-headlines feel to it.

Of course, the war in Iraq has been going on for many years now, alas, so perhaps part of my reaction reflects an unwillingness to believe that it's gone on for as long as it has.

What I like best about Julie Marie Myatt's play is the nonsentimental -- and occasionally brusque -- way that the playwright dives into issues related to the homecoming. Rather than setting "Jenny Sutter" in a traditional family environment, with the wounded soldier returning to the cocoonlike atmosphere of a doting (or dysfunctional) family, Myatt pitches her title character into a more noncommital setting: an itinerant community named Slab City in which various people, many down on their luck, form their own bonds.

Donald Munro

November 4, 2009 2:47 PM

We gave Integration, Starline's gay-friendly weekly dance night, a shout out last week -- but it appears this week is the real party. Tonight, Integration is celebrating one year of holding down that Wednesday spot. They set an attendance record last Wednesday. We're guessing it's gonna be big again tonight.

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On a related, but more serious note, there's also a civil rights rally scheduled today at Shaw & Blackstone, marking the one-year anniversary (how about boo-iversary?) of Prop. 8 getting passed.

Mike Oz

November 4, 2009 12:51 PM


118249_D_0165_pre.jpg The 14th edition of "The Bachelor," this one being called "On the Wings of Love," will begin at 8 p.m. Jan. 4. The task of picking a potential bride - as if that will really happen - goes to Jake Pavelka, a commercial pilot from Dallas. The 31-year-old grew up in Denton, Texas and attended University of North Texas and Embry Engineering University for Aerospace Science.

This is another bite of the love apple as Pavelka and Bachelorette Jillian Harris went to see Martina McBride. That TV dating experience didn't go so well.

The ABC press release for the show says, "Jake's fairytale-like experience falling for Jillian made him confident that he can find the love of his life on 'The Bachelor.' Now it's his time. Jake knows himself well enough to know that he's not made to live alone. He just needs to find the right woman."

Trying to find that right woman in front of millions of TV viewers doesn't seem to be the best way to find true love.


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Rick Bentley

November 4, 2009 12:18 PM

Everyone's favorite children's television show featuring a green monster in a trash can turns 40 this month! On November 10, "Sesame Street" will kick off its 40th season with special guest First Lady Michelle Obama.

Celebrations are starting early: Google is already getting in on the festivities, as seen below.

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Let's also take a trip down memory lane with the classic show. After the jump are a few of my favorite "Sesame Street" clips. I invite you to talk about/share links of your favorites in the comments section.

Heather

November 4, 2009 11:24 AM

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We look poised for a Dragon takeover on Thursday, as Visalia's The Cellar Door has a concert with Lucky Dragons and back here in Fresno, Audie's Olympic hosts Little Dragon.

Kinda confusing, right? Here's some simple differentiation:

  • Lucky Dragons is an experimental L.A. duo, whose music is made up of everyday sounds and whose shows are multimedia collaborations with the audience.
  • Little Dragon is a Swedish electro-pop band with a Swedish/Japanese female singer. The band played an almost-sold-out show at Audie's Olympic earlier this year.

To help you decide which Dragon you prefer, here's a sample of each:

Mike Oz

November 4, 2009 10:49 AM

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Pat Dodds writes:

We just got the mailing from Children's Musical Theaterworks about their 2010 schedule, and they'll do "Hair" in March. For years, our family has had a running gag about CMT and their increasingly edgy shows. (Our daughter was in the company's first-ever production - "Annie" - many years ago.) As they've done shows like "Tommy" and "Sideshow" and "Evita," we keep saying things like, "What'll they do next? Chicago? Oh, Calcutta? HAIR???!!!!!"
This gag is no longer going to work. (By the way, did they once do "Gypsy," or am I making that up?)
There must be a new, young people's version of "Hair" out there somewhere, subtracting a lot of language and adding a lot of clothing. Even the song titles will have to change. I can't wait!

My response: I, too, was a little surprised at the "Hair" announcement. (When I originally posted it on the Beehive, I added that I thought of the much-replayed Jane Lynch line from a "Glee" promo in which she says "That was the most offensive thing I've seen in twenty years of teaching, and that includes an elementary school production of 'Hair.' ") Something to keep in mind, however, is that CMT has a community-theater arm, Musical Theaterworks Fresno, which will be presenting "Hair," and I'm presuming the production will be with an adult-dominated cast. Still, I've gotta wonder if even that version will have to be, um, significantly modified in order to play in Fresno.

Donald Munro

November 4, 2009 10:05 AM

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I heard an unfortunate story last night from a friend who had some trouble with a local bar Halloween night.

She'd ordered a couple of drinks and paid with her card. The tab was left open, but not by choice -- the bartender grabbed the card and then hurried off to help other customers. My friend didn't have any intention of ordering more drinks, but she was unable to get the bartender's attention, so she went back to her table. When she went up later to settle the tab, the bartender told her that they'd lost my friend's card, and that they were sorry, and would void out the charges for the two drinks.

Panicked, my friend hurried home to call her bank. She'd left her contact info with the bar just in case the card turned up, and luckily it did. The bar called her that night to say the card had been found behind some paperwork.

Heather

November 4, 2009 9:50 AM

pettitte.JPG "World Series Game Six," 4:57 p.m. KMPH (Channel 26.1): A valiant effort by the Philadelphia Phillies on Monday has pushed the fall baseball classic back to New York. This is the first time the World Series has gone to six games since 2003 when the Florida Marlins beat the Yankees. If Philadelphia wins tonight, it would be the first seven-game World Series since 2002 when the Anaheim Angeles beat the San Francisco Giants. Pitching for the Yankees will be Andy Pettitte while Pedro Martinez will be on the mound for Philadelphia.


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Rick Bentley

November 3, 2009 6:40 PM

Remember way back in the 1980s when Dee Snider testified before Congress because the PMRC targeted his band Twisted Sister and their songs -- along with 15 other metal bands -- as obscene? That's how we ended up with those "parental advisory" stickers on our CDs.

I wonder if Tipper Gore is watching the ultra family-friendly "Dancing With The Stars?"

Last night Aaron Carter and partner Karina Smirnoff jived to Twisted Sister's "We're Not Gonna Take It," drawing massive applause from the audience and judges.

Kathy Mahan

November 3, 2009 4:20 PM

A local music news tidbit:

The Youth Orchestras of Fresno, a youth music organization that has served the Central Valley under various names for the past 59 years, announces the appointment of Julia Copeland as executive director. Copeland comes to Fresno from the Musical Arts Youth Orchestra in Bloomington, Ind., where she served in the same capacity

The first concert of the season will be a performance of the Mahler First Symphony combining the 100-strong Youth Philharmonic Orchestra with the 50-member Fresno State Symphony Orchestra. The concert is scheduled for Dec. 6 at 7:00pm at the Saroyan Theatre.


Donald Munro

November 3, 2009 4:19 PM


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Martin hosted the show in 2001 and 2003. He earned an Emmy nomination for his first hosting duties. This will be Baldwin's first time as the host of the awards show.

"I don't play the banjo but I'm thrilled to be hosting the Oscars - it's the opportunity of a lifetime," says Baldwin in a press release regarding his selection. He was nominated for an Academy Award in 2003 for his supporting role in "The Cooler."

"I am happy to co-host the Oscars with my enemy Alec Baldwin," says Martin.

After Martin's embarrassing performances in "Pink Panther" and "Pink Panther II," it is amazing the Academy would even let him get near an Oscar.

Rick Bentley

November 3, 2009 2:55 PM

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UPDATE 11/5: Our winner is Brad Rocha. Thanks, everyone, for playing.

ORIGINAL ENTRY 11/3:
We've got quite the lineup of Beehive ticket giveaways scheduled for you this week. First up: We're giving away two tickets to the Pop Laval Foundation's "The Party of A Century" on Saturday at the RiverView Shopping Center. This fund-raiser benefits the Claude "Pop" Laval Photographic Collection, which will turn 100 years old next year. From the organizers:

The party begins at 2:30 p.m. with an antique automobile show that is open to the public. Then, for ticket holders, The Party of A Century starts at 5:30 p.m. in a tented courtyard in the RiverView Shopping Center parking lot. Although not required for entrance, attendees are encouraged to get into the spirit and come dressed as a Flapper Girl, Gangster or other twenties-style attire to the event. Prizes will be awarded for the best costumes in several categories.

These two tickets are worth $80 each, and I'll give them randomly to one commenter to this post. You have until 11 a.m. Wednesday to enter. No multiple entries are allowed. You must be 21 years or older to enter. I'll notify the winners by email, so be sure to provide a valid email address. Rules are on the jump.

UPCOMING BEEHIVE GIVEAWAYS
Wednesday: Little Dragon concert | Thursday: Fresno Fall Home Improvement Show | Friday: The Fresno Met's Dr. Seuss exhibit.

Donald Munro

November 3, 2009 2:32 PM

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It'll take me a while to get back into the swing of things after my two-week trip to New York City. (I plan to write more about the experience in my Sunday column and online.) So bear with me.

First I want to ask a theater-related question: Did anyone get out to see the original musical "Havin' a Hot Flash" a couple of weeks ago at the Tower Theatre? I'm always interested in original works, and I'm curious to hear how this project played out. What did you think?

For the remainder of the week, I'll be doing some catch-up. Tonight I'll be at Fresno State to watch "Welcome Home, Jenny Sutter," directed by Kathleen McKinley, which opened Friday. I need to get over to the Fresno Metropolitan Museum to see two new exhibitions, "Marc Chagall: The Early Etchings from the 1920s" and "The Art Books of Henry Matisse," which both opened in mid-October. (Pictured: Chagall's "The Ass and the Dog.") I hope to work in a return trip to "All in the Timing" at Artists' Repertory Theatre, a title that delighted audiences at two Rogue festivals. And there's a slew of mid-November events to get ready for, including Tchaikovsky at the Philharmonic, the touring show "The Wedding Singer" and the Western Band Association championships.

Besides the big hoopla over the mural, did I miss anything else of interest while I was out of town?

Donald Munro

November 3, 2009 2:12 PM

It's Tuesday, which means its indie rock night at Starline. Tonight that brings to town O.C. band The New Limb. They'll be sharing the bill with Fresno's own Greener By Color. More info here, or on the flier below.

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ALSO: If you like your music a little more pious, then you'll consider it a blessing that the Creation Fest Tour with Jars of Clay, Thousand Foot Krutch and friends is at Northside Christian Church. Details here.

Mike Oz

November 3, 2009 1:11 PM

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UPDATE: As promised in this week's food pages, here is the Valley's ultimate guide for the lazy Thanksgiving dinner. These supermarkets, hotels, restaurants and delis allow you to dine out -- or take out the entire meal.

Check out the story for the full list, then browse through the menus below. (I'll add more of them as they become available.) And if you have more places to add, drop them in the comments.

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Joan Obra

November 3, 2009 1:03 PM

Do you suck at knowing when to use apostrophes?

If you answered "yes" or "what's an apostrophe?" then you should check out this remarkably cute and helpful guide to using apostrophes. It's a quick go-to reference for when you're not sure about whether or not to stick an apostrophe into a word (their advice: if you're uncertain, don't do it, which is good advice in most situations).

Also, there's a story about a guy with a jellybean hat, if that helps you learn better.


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Heather

November 3, 2009 12:25 PM

It's all the local news and stuff from the blogosphere that you need to Fres-Know.

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TASTES LIKE FRESNO:
The food-minded folks over at Taste Fresno unveiled a fancy new site yesterday, where they'll gladly take your local restaurant reviews and favorite recipes -- like bacon-covered cinnamon rolls. We apologize in advance for making you hungry. [Taste Fresno]

NAME THAT FRESNO LANDMARK: Another Fresno-centric site to add to your bookmarks is Picture Fresno. It's quite fun -- they show you a small portion of a photo from a recognizable Fresno landmark and you have to guess what it is. [Picture Fresno]

THE FUSION REMAINS: We thought Fresno Fusion has disappeared, but from the looks of things the Downtown-centric site is still hanging on and has something new in the works. We'll be watching. [Fresno Fusion]

Mike Oz

November 3, 2009 10:55 AM

We asked for Halloween photos yesterday, and you, the Beehive readers, definitely came through. Thanks to everyone who submitted photos! Enjoy.

Here's Tony Dortch as Roscoe from "Martin," Chad Massingham as Bret Michaels and Jennifer Massingham as a "Rock of Love" girl

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Heather

November 3, 2009 9:37 AM


v.JPG "V," 8 p.m. KFSN (Channel 30.1): If you are old enough to remember the original science fiction series, the changes for this updated version of "V" will be quite obvious. The new series shows the influences of the 9/11 attacks to create a threat that is much harder to detect that the very military operation in the original. The new version also benefits from advancements in special effects. Acting was an afterthought in the first "V" often reduced to Marc Singer standing around without his shirt. This time the series features solid performances by Elizabeth Mitchell, Morena Baccarin and Scott Wolf, to name a few. This all goes together to make the new "V" a welcome alien invasion.


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Rick Bentley

November 2, 2009 5:15 PM

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Alt-rockers AFI will play at Rainbow Ballroom on Jan. 27. Tickets for the concert go on sale at 10 a.m. Saturday and cost $24. It's a general admission, all-ages show.

Tickets can be purchased through Vallitix, or locally at the Tower Theatre, SBI, Retro Rag. AFI recently released its latest album, "Crash Love," in September.

Mike Oz

November 2, 2009 2:07 PM

It's Monday and we all probably have a Halloween hangover. Which isn't actually a bad thing, because looking at the week ahead of us, there's a lot of good stuff. You could probably use the rest tonight. But if you're determined to hit the town, might we recommend heading over to Veni Vidi Vici where Johnny Q should keep things quite chill.

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Looking ahead this week brings a long line of great entertainment options: Jay-Z (and the afterparties), Little Dragon, Cage the Elephant, Langhorne Slim, Three Bad Jacks, Exene Cervenka, The New Limb, the Swede Fest and a big night of comedy at Chukchansi Park. There's even more beyond that. All the fliers are below.

Mike Oz

November 2, 2009 10:42 AM

Last Thursday, Kathy asked for your interesting/crazy Halloween costume ideas. Now we want to see how they turned out.

Whether you made your costume or went the prepackaged route (like me: see below), we want to see what everyone did for Halloween.

Here I am as the much-maligned and misunderstood Medusa, along with my brother, James, the Crash Test Dummy (who I successfully managed to turn to stone just prior to the picture being taken):

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Send a picture of your Halloween experience to heathermclane13@yahoo.com for inclusion in a Halloween wrap-up post. Don't be shy!

Heather

November 2, 2009 10:10 AM

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We're eager to hear stories about your Halloween. Fill us in on where the best parties were, which costumes rocked and which ones flopped, plus whatever else is on your mind this Monday morning. Here's my weekend rewind. Add yours in the comments.

FRIDAY
Feeling the need to do something Halloween-ish, I embarked on a ghoulish outing to Fright Night Scream Park in Clovis. I'd never been before, and though I was probably twice the age of much of clientele, I had a great time. I realize it's too late to make recommendations now, but I really enjoyed their 3-D clown haunt. It was quite a trip.

SATURDAY
Halloween started for me in a very frightening way -- furniture shopping. Let me just say this to the salesman at the upstart Furniture City (which took the place of Circuit City, in case you're wondering) -- getting angry and insulting my wife and I is not the way to close a sale.

Mike Oz

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