Even British cops don't want what Mickey Rourke has to offer (via People)

After failing in literally every other profession open to those who have no discernible skills, Jessica Simpson tries runway modeling (via The Superficial)

Lindsay Lohan continues to stun and confuse those around her, appearing in public in stupid boots, ridiculous leggings, a saggy shirt showing saggy boobs, greasy hair .. do I need to go on? (via The Superficial)

Rumer Willis also does not believe her mother, Demi Moore's, claims that she's plastic surgery-free (via A Socialite's Life)

Drew Barrymore and Anderson Cooper star in The Most Awkward Picture Ever
(via Just Jared)

Mariah Carey gives her husband, Nick Cannon, a look at what 90s-era Mariah was like, since at the time he was aged ... fetus (via Dlisted)

Jessica Timberlake and Justin Biel go for a walk. (via Buzzfeed)

And finally, 12-year old Lourdes Leon puts on a wedding dress and recreates her mother, Madonna's, look from the now-infamous 1984 VMAs performance, during which she rolled around in feigned orgasmic ecstasy, humping the floor. Official word on the matter: So inappropriate. Lourdes looks pretty adorable, though. (via The Daily Mail)

Can't wait to see what those crazy celebs do over the Labor Day Weekend.