Hopefully this holds you over until I'm doing editing videos from last night's show ...

Dude 1: "What do you want to drink?"
Dude 2: "Beer."
Dude 1: "What kind?"
Dude 2: "Sam Adams, anything imported."
*Dude 2 walks away for a few minutes*
Dude 2: "Did you order yet?"
Dude 1: "No."
Dude 2: "Get me an an Alaskan Lager."

Someone got a big ol' FAIL in import/domestic class, huh? For the record, Dude 2 was wearing a Tool T-shirt.