August 6, 2009 11:23 AM

Dear god, who's watching the children?

Remember Noah Cyrus, Miley's 9-year old sister who likes to pose on red carpets in her bathing suit and makeup? Well, she's back, and this time she's hanging out at a pre-party for the Teen Choice Awards. At a club in Hollywood. Posing on a stripper pole.

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Yesterday, a 52-year old man named Mark McLeod was arrested and charged with criminal attempted stalking -- stalking of Miley Cyrus, who is just 16, and prone to leaking to the public photos of herself in her bra.

McLeod, who is most likely schizophrenic, claims that Miley sends him "secret messages" through TV and on her web site. This is not Miley's fault, of course. She can't be blamed for McLeod's actions. But I'm guessing pictures like the one of her that appeared in Vanity Fair (seen below) sure don't help. And that is the fault of the people who are supposed to raise her as a child, and not treat her as a cash-cow prostitot. You know -- her parents. The same people letting young Noah climb on stripper poles in Hollywood clubs.

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And here's another thing to make you sleep less at night: it's not just famous kids on the road to premature sexualization. Following is a picture of two little girls crying with joy because they ran into Kim Kardashian in Hollywood yesterday. Yes, that Kim Kardashian, who is famous because she leaked her own sex tape, and posed for Playboy.

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So, who are your kids' role models?


7 Comments

women are the root of all evil.

Oh Come On, Heather. Those aren't 9 year olds. They are 31 year, growth stunted actresses pretending to be nine year olds, so it's all good.


roots are evil of all women.

Oh so true, Adam!

Dayum!
I would be arrested for child abuse if I ever caught my 14-year-old anywhere near a stripper pole!
I am a firm believer in spankings! Not at her age of course, but when she was little and too small to defend herself.
Cause that's what loving parents do, they beat the sh*t outta their kid to instill fear.
No Seriously.

Ms. Joey, please turn yourself in to Belana and await arrest for child endangerment.

HMac, please stop making fun of the Ali Lohan's and the Noah Cyrus's's.

Because people like you will put Chris Hansen out of work.

And also, Heather, stop sending me secret messages through the Beehive. I'm tired of always hearing your messages telling me to buy you more alcohol and kidnap Jim Halpert for you.

Can't I just go to The Edge?

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