For those of you who glossed over the "You Review: Bob Dylan" post, I wanted to make sure you didn't miss this oddly unprovoked comment from cooler-than-all-of-us Sharon:
I was born and raised in Fresno and I moved away as soon as I came of age, danced with happiness to be getting the hell out of there to a place where people actually think. Fresno is populated by brain-dead people who would not recognize a creative genius if he bit them on their buckled asses. I attended many concerts in Fresno before I moved and at every event the audience behaved as though the only reason they attended was to get drunk on beer, argue about God, and fight. I'm so happy I don't live there anymore. The place sucks and the people suck even more.
Heather likes to point out Comment Wins. This is not that, but it is pretty funny in a sad and unfortunate way. Sharon appears to have a disease than afflicts many people who move away and think they're a superior being. It's called Headuptheirownassitis. Thanks for hating Fresno so much, Sharon, but still paying attention to what's happening here.
Me and the other brain-dead sucky people appreciate it and envy you.






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