Hey friends: Are you sick of your fella not being able to make it into the toilet bowl every time? Well, the Japanese have come up with the perfect solution to prevent those raindrops from falling on the head.
The Angels Knee Pillow brings men closer to the bowl, eliminating the spray and splash that results from ... eliminating. Check it out:
Cute, huh? Here's how it works:
Here the science behind the concept is explained:
This is bad.
Also bad; possibly painful.
Juuuuuust right.
Doesn't work strictly for men, either. Anyone who has ever had too many martinis the stomach flu knows what a chore it is to sit in front of the toilet for an extended period of time. With the Angels Knee Pillow, one can kneel down and pray to the porcelain god in style and comfort.
Survey says: Brilliant.
I wasn't sold until I saw the diagrams. Dun & dun!
huh...are there other applications??? What else can knee pillows be used for? Forget it...the original intent is perfect...
Hmmmmmm.
Do the Japanese have wall-mounted urinals in their homes? Or are these gizmos available at the Narita Airport? Wouldn't work here, though. Most commodes are too high...and you'd find yourself peeing on the pipes and a mouthful of pink potty cakes.
Anyway, I think knee pillows are sold commercially here under the brand name: Lohans.
Wow, it's official. What a useful invention!
Wonder why they decided to name this the ANGELS Knee Bench?
LMAO..... oh the giggles are too much!!!
How funny! They even look like little potties. Just what the drunk in your life needs. Make another set with heart shaped pillows and you have an entirely new use.