I was going to put "G the C" on hiatus for awhile, but when I saw the following picture of a relatively well-known celebrity, I put the hiatus on ... uhh ... hiatus.
Who is this British actor WHO HAS CLEARLY HAD SOME WORK DONE?? (I'M SO SHOCKED I'VE GONE KANYE WEST UP IN HERE AND I CAN'T. MAKE. IT. STOP.)
Guesses in the comments section. TIME'S UP!! Be prepared to have your mind blown.
It's former hottie Rupert Everett. Not a tough guess for you guys, but still hard to believe, no?
The picture on the right is a screen cap taken from an appearance Everett recently made on Martha Stewart's show.
He looks like he cut off Kevin Kline's face and sewed it onto his. Do. Not. Approve.
OhMyGosh.
Charlie Sheen, is that possibly you?? What have you DONE to yourself???
Even the prostitutes have to run from this...let alone his kids.
No. No. Wait.
It's a shaved and horribly scarred Donald Munro! Oh, the humanity.
Oh. It's a British actor.
Unfortunately, that clue (which I missed before) gave it away to me. You can hardly tell, but the mouth and chin finally let me know.
I don't want to give it away so quickly to your readers, but his initials are "Julia Roberts' favorite co-star that's NOT named Hugh."
And he may never star in anything ever again if this is really how he looks now.
Oh, R.E. Seriously, what were you thinking??
Rupert Everett?
I also see elements of Warren Beatty, George W, and even The Hoff. Is this one of those 'If they had children' Photoshop things?
And I love you too, Stephen.
'Hello, friends. Jim Nantz here.....'
oooOOooo that is BAD
Sure, you can use my "hiatus on hiatus" joke. Also, when will actors realize that uglifying themselves is not a good career move? Meg Ryan was one of her generation's cutest, funniest romantic leads. Now she looks like her face was stung by Guatemalan killer bees. Damn you, America! Damn you!! Are we so vain!!??
is conlan calling out the beehive for stealing material? sounds like a blog war brewing...
Ew! Rupert, no Rupert NO!!!!!
What in the hell????? OMG! This is SO NOT COOL!
NO.
NO.
I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
:(
@Conlan: Are you seriously trying to say that you coined the phrase "hiatus on hiatus"? A Google search reveals dozens of examples of the phrase, including this October story from the Huffington Post:
"Breaking news from the New Yorker Comedy Festival: Stephen Colbert said yesterday that his show, as well as "The Daily Show" will be putting their planned hiatus on hiatus and broadcasting straight through to the election."
It's a clever line, but not THAT clever.
I agree, bad move Rupert.
I'm having flashes of episodes of Sponge Bob and South Park....cartoons are so accurate sometimes...
An 'impressively' BAD job.....
Whatever he paid was waaaay too much.....
Blog War, Conlan and Ed?
Heck, HMac doesn't even deign on such a low-level blogwar.
No, she has PEOPLE, man! DMunro takes on such low-level blog skirmishes. They only fly in HMac for the real problems.