Women have lots of products that push up their boobs, shape their butt and thighs. So, why not a few products that help men, um, get a lift down there?
The Gregg Homme Push Up Biker Boxer Brief promises to give guys a boost. Here's the company's pitch on online shopping sites:
"The Gregg Homme men's underwear collection, offers the male counterpart to a push-up bra: the padded contour pouch lifts and enhances your package. Made from a sleek stretch microfiber fabric, this Gregg Homme brief wears well under skinny jeans and clingy fabrics. Any time you want to give yourself a little added boost, the Gregg Homme Push Up Biker Boxer Brief is the underwear for you."
Calvin Klein has gotten into the enhancement business too with the Body Boost Trunk, which the company describes this way:
"The Calvin Klein Body Boost Trunk, from the Calvin Klein Tech Cool underwear collection, is a low-rise trunk that offers the benefit of male enhancement through a unique boost strap system. Made from 100% soft natural cotton, this Calvin Klein trunk gives you a more impressive profile. The tagless Coolmax waistband on the Calvin Klein Body Boost Trunk is a great addition to your underwear collection because of its literal stand out design."
Guys, haven't found a style that suits you yet? The sales pitch to "boost," "enhance," and "stand out" doesn't have you convinced? You can try these versions of the push-up underwear: The push-up jock strap, push-up tanga and padded butt briefs -- for those who need a bit of a rear lift -- are available. Enjoy!
And you think my "A day in the life" saggy boob pictures are depressing?!
LMAO! It's about time men's physical appearance is false like some women's... wow this is hilarious!
stuntin is a habit.
I'll save the money, thank you.
A potato works just as well.
I tried a potato once, it was a MESS! I wish I woulda chosen a baked potato instead of mashed.