Sometimes I give you options in this here Worst Flier of the Week space. Not this week. There is a clear winner in the Worst Flier of the Week sweepstakes. And I even kept it out of Post No Bills as to not ruin the surprise.
Intrigued yet? I hope so. I'm also naming a runner-up and shouting out what I thought was the Best Flier of the Week. Ready? Let's go ...
THE WORST: OK, so I know we pick on (1) Birthday fliers and (2) these CVP people a lot in Worst Flier ... but come on. I knew this was the Worst Flier of the Week. Mmmm Thai food + Ed Hardy is my favorite combo.
RUNNER UP: I'm not saying these are horrible fliers ... I just laugh at what I call The "Let's Put 10 People's Mugshots on the Flier" Flier. Futhermore, I love that these two fliers are pretty much the same people, just in different places. I chuckle. I hope you do too.
THE BEST: This jazz group Espacio always puts out some nice stuff. Props to whoever designs it.
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I really like the last flier. It's very well done but (being a nerd) when I see Heroes, I think of the comic shop lol! I love how there is 1 random tile in there that is tilted. Very nice.
As for the others... I laughed. Probably what made me laugh the most was the guy whose "name" was: James aka "can't believe it."
I don't get it... but maybe I'm not cool enough ;)
call me a hater, but damn, these promoter dudes be looking like trash and women flock to them. maybe that's why he calls himself "can't believe it" because I can't believe what I'm seeing myself.
Oh dear. It seems that trying to cash in on the "tattoos are cool" trend has finally managed to permeate the flyer industry too. Crap.
I wonder why they didn't get Sick Boy Tattoo Shop to help with the design? I mean, anybody can cut and paste some flash stuff on a flyer...
That last flyer is dope though. I'm loving it. Especially the little black squares in between all the colored ones... Oh wait... those aren't really there?
THANX FOR UR SUPPORT, IM GONNA TRY NOT TO LOOK TO TRASHY LOL. DO U HAVE ANY ADVICE ON HOW TO MAKE ME NOT LOOK TRASHY. ANYWAYS GOOD LOOKING OUT. DAMMMMMMMMM AND I TRYED NOT TO END UP ON THIS LIST HA.....
Ness is hot!
for starters, don't post in caps...haha. and second stop looking ugly.
UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MDUB420, WHAT DO U LOOK LIKE, WELL I CANT BE TOO UGLY, REMEMBER GIRLS FLOCK TOO ME. BUT I RESPECT UR OPINION
hey james, aka can't believe it.
pretty cool of you not to get all bent out of shape about making the list. even cooler, you asked for ways to improve the flier.
James AKA Can't believe it:
Okay, first: learn basic english. Too and to are easily mistaken. You my friend, have managed to post the word wrong two times.
second: this isnt a cell phone, no need to use text message spelling. And why are you yelling?
third: get pictures of hot chicks for your fliers next time. I know, there's a shortage of us around; especially being that us pretty ones are probably smart enough to not let you exploit them on a flier but still, try.
and finally: "dress to impress" Uh, who are we supposed to impress, the people on the flier? In that case everyone run to Forever 21 for the latest hankerchief-disguised-as-a-tank top and get a boob job and dye your hair the fakest shade of blond and head to the club so you can impress the "Renaissance Queens" who most likely could NOT quote Shakespeare but kudos for spelling renaissance correctly.
So James, this is all just constructive criticism. Lets see what you learn from this and we, the loyal Beehive followers, will gladly let you know next week when your lame flier is back for more evisceration! (look it up)
I love the last flier, very cool stuff.
And if those putting on an event want mature party goers there, maybe they should lay off the cartoons...
Jay Avila looks like he's sneaking out a fart.
Oh and about the first flier....Who drinks shots of Grey Goose????
James aka Can't Believe It, if you see me in person, you would straight up puke your brains out. no "ballin promoter status" stamped on my forehead would change that fact. the escort service you hire to play at your events wouldn't give me the time of day. that's how god awful looking i am.
i called you ugly because i'm a hater, straight up. i can't even lie about that fact. i see you promotors struggling to make a dollar out of 15 cents, then one day you guys are out there ballin till you fall at some soon to be closed down club. you guys get all the disease infested chicks with fake boobs and flat behinds and all i can think about is how did i let this train pass me by.
i would love to show up to your event, but i would scare off the patrons. the club flys photographer's camera would break and i don't have the money to pay him back.
@mdub420: Lies. I'm calling you out.
I have seen you in person, and both you and your wife are adorable.
Stop telling stories.
LOL! I was tryign to have some fun with the baller of fajita fiesta James aka Can't Believe It, haha.
LOL @ these comments, but what is funny is Mike Oz calling out the mugs on these fliers, look at his mug in his reviews, LOL!!
And they say the fresno rag is a dying medium like the Los Angeles Times....
nonsense. way to stay relevant!
Ralph: When I grow up I'm going to Bovine University.