"Add another burger patty -- jus' the patty -- for m' dog, wouldja?"
-- Hollered to the startled girl taking orders outside of In 'N Out Burger by an old man in a red truck whose window wouldn't roll down.
The man opened the door, ordered, started to pull up, threw the truck in reverse, opened the door again, shouted out his dog's order, then pulled up
to pay.
Overheard twenty seconds later: "He scares me."
-- Startled In 'N Out employee
Much thanks to Mike Oz, who, when asked to create a graphic for this post, f*****g nailed it.
Poor old man, just trying to get his faithful companion of umteen years some lunch. Who knows what journeys they've been through together. Like the time Old Man Johnson's place across the way was being broken into while the family was at church that one time and someone had to stop the thieves. Who stood up and said "I got ya back, sun!"? Rover did! And here we are putting both of them on blast. Stay classy indeed, Fresno.
I love overhearing things like that. Recently I was in line at the pharmacy and the woman behind me was talking about how her sister had no right to tell her what to do because the sister was a prostitute. Hello!
and everyone got madd at me for saying fresno was ghettoe............
I did that once for my dog Elvis, (RIP Elvis, you were the best man), but hey now I wouldn't eat that crap myself, much less serve it to my pup.
Huh? You mean somebody had the audacity... to bring in their working-class pickup truck and dog into North Fresno? OMG somebody call Jerry Dyer so he can have his officers "remove him" and keep North Fresno CLEAN!
Hahahahahaha!!! OMG!