March 24, 2009 1:49 PM

Cadbury Creme Eggs: the reason Easter was invented

True story: For a three-week period in 2003, I subsisted solely on Cadbury Creme Eggs, Pepsi, and copious amounts of MTV's "TRL."

In all that time, I never thought to do more with the Cadbury Eggs than crack them open and lick out all the filling before gobbling up the chocolate shell.

God bless the Internet:

19 Comments

OMG!!! Brilliant!

I completely understand the obsession with the Cadbury Creme Eggs! :D

Oh man, for me it's the Cadbury 'robin eggs'--the m&m like outer shell and the rich chocolate inside.
From Rogue Festival through Easter, it is my sugar-high of choice.

Best headline ever. Or today, at least.

I almost commented without watching the video to voice my hatred for those stupid eggs...but I watched and now I want to build a contraption in my house...

amazing. I love those sugary eggs!

F reese's peanut butter eggs! cadbury's owns

Rube Goldberg would be proud. And amongst my friends, I think I'm the only one that likes these things, too. They're delicious, especially compared to those 7-11 Banana Slurpees we drive around every once in a while to look for. Now those are gross!

Who wants to help me make a Peep Catapult?

Dude, I hate those. I'm hella down!

I'm with you guys. Those are the most disgusting things in the world!!

I've never had one. I don't like sweets, but this video makes me want to try that gooey stuff inside.

10 bucks that guy/gal is unemployed! Where else would you have ALL that free time!

Crap. Is this what we should be doing with our free time? I've just been watching TV.

I guess that is what the 10% unemployed spends their time doing.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, chocolate!!! Buddy and I get to smell it...but not eat it....grrrrrrrrr!

H8TERS!

mmmmmmmmmmmm....Cadbury Creme Eggs. You really can't eat more than two at a time, tho. Or shouldn't.

I love contraptions like those the guy built. I'm counting on Travis to come through with a large-scale Downtown contraption, where the marbles roll throughout downtown, the lofts, Heroes, etc, all in an effort to draw Clovis people to spend money at Milano. Or something like that.

Ok, after Mayor Bubba's dream of a downtown lake or river or or or....
I (not seriously so much) dreamed of a water slide that would take you all over town---kind of Dr. Seuss meets Downtown Revitalization meets Wild Water Adventures.

BUt seriously...a MARBLE thingy? Did you just come up with that? or did Travis? Either way.
I'd totally back it. Imagine a weird little trail of marbles zipping through a 40 or 50 mile track all random like and all day long.
Just a skinny little track like on those Mouse Trap games.
(c'mon, it'd be like Surrealism For Tax Dollars--once again, I'd back it 1000percent)
---maybe on Easter you could include a Cadburry Egg every 10th marble or something.

Talk about playing with your food. That was awesome!

I cannot STAND Cadbury eggs. They are too sweet, and hey, they look like raw eggs. Shudder. I do like the Cadbury chocolate covered eggs with the cruncy shell. They are my speed.

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